CCTV Take me to the river.....

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    This truck driver was having no part of finding another way to his destination.......


    Video: Miracle truck parts flooded river
    BY Kyle Campbell
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Monday, March 7, 2016, 10:34 AM
    Bridges? We don't need no stinkin' bridges.
    That's what we'd like to think the driver of this 18-wheel Kenworth semi-truck said before going Moses on this flooded river, parting the rapids with reckless abandon.


    The driver of this 18-wheeler showed no fear when attempting to cross this flooded river.
    Given the state of the river (at the beginning of the video you can see what appears to be a small animal being carried downstream), trying to drive a truck through seems to be a suicide mission. But, lo and behold, the miraculous 18-wheeler cruises through with little to no issue.
    We're not saying this feat was on par with the parting of the Red Sea, but it's safe to assume this truck would have made Moses's life a lot easier.
     
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    "Wash me in the water"
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    That was a close one...must have been a heavy load.
     
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    More guts than brains?
     
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  5. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Did someone say "heavy load"????

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    Gotta keep them wheels spinning if you want to collect that $0.27/m.
     
  7. Bryce

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    Who the fuck brought that in here?? :fil:

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    I guess that's why Grandpa drove only Kenworths.
     
  9. The Snork

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    Ice is for pussies ... I'm looking at you Ice Road Truckers.
     
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    Meh, Russian trucks do this all the time.

     
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    It would have been great if a guy in a Mazda Miata tried to follow him.
     
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    That's a Mack Pinnacle. Not a KW.
     
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    Am I completely wrong in assuming that the alignment of your lower teeth should roughly approximate the shape of an arc?

    Or is having six teeth in a dead straight line with 90 degree angles on either end the new standard for TV celebrities?
     
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    "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down."
     
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    So disturbing...
     
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    BTW, if I was there in a car, I would've followed in the dry area right behind the trailer like a boss. Cuz that's how I roll. :pimp:

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Imagine this guy in bumper to bumper traffic here.
     
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