Take Your Daughter (and son) To Work Day

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  1. Chatsworth

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    Isn't this adorable? It's a great idea if you're an architect. Not so great if you're the architect's waitress, clean her toilets, do her yard work etc.

    I hated that day day where I worked... it was mostly snot nosed daughters of the executives running around while their male classmates enjoyed an extra day of indoctrination at school.

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    These Snotbags are running rampant here today, touching all my shit with their disease filled, unwashed fingers....I can almost guarantee I will be sick next week.....
     
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    Is it OK for boys who's gender identity is female to attend?

    Shoot that "man" in the head post haste.

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    I used to bring my nieces and nephew and let 'em at the snotty, bratty kids of the executives. :giggle:
     
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    The sign should read that he needs masculinity because his testicles have refused to descend! :sgay:
     
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    Howard?
     
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    oh. Just read boys were officially included since 2003.
    luckily the places I've worked always kept the little fuckers away from the work area.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That's no way to talk about DawgShed.
     
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    When the hell is take your aging, senile father to work day?

    I could wander around aimlessly, say inappropriate shit to all the hot girls, and surf porn on the office computers. Who's going to say shit? Oh, that's Bob's dad, he's a little senile but he's harmless.

    Old people vote, this just might take off. Get the AARP on the phone.
     
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    I wonder if this kids father has seen this picture. Pathetic.
     
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    That's true. The original scheme was an "empowerment" fantasy for girls where no one worked in the service industry or worked outside in the blazing heat or held a soul crushing job in a warehouse.

    90% of the people in this chart aren't dragging their kids to work.

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    No thanks
     
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    He needs to be firmly socked in his manpussy.
     
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    100% of the workers in that building behind her are men.
     
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    My daughter didn't want to come to my job with me today.
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    She didn't need to take the kid to daycare today...
     
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    My wife is a teacher and it drives her crazy. 1/3 of her middle school students will be absent today. This time of year is crunch time and she simply can't give a day of instruction away. So she has to do a real lesson today and work extra to get the other 30 caught up. Why don't they do this day during the summer rather than pulling kids out of school for what has become a party? Companies are just planning these events. The whole idea was for a daughter to shadow a parent at work and see what it was like to have a career.
     
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    IT 99.99% dudes. whenever a chick shows up she is automatically a 7 or higher. doesn't matter how fugly she might be the fact there is not a vag in sight in my business means dudes jack off at the mere mention of a woman in the IT space :jj:
     
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    It's the darndest thing. When I first started working at Gigantic Acid Vat, Inc. we had plenty of little girls running around on "take 'yer spawn to work" day. But as the years have gone by, the numbers have dwindled slowly but surely. Not sure what that portends . . .

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