Taken in Florida or New York, Beth obsessed with hearts

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Feb 15, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    Still celebrating. ❤️❤️❤️ #hearts
     
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    If I had her money, I would be too.....
    :burp:
     
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    I'd like to zip screw some straight steel stock to her legs so she couldn't bend those fuckin' things
     
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    Why is she always praying?
     
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  5. Peau de Soie

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    50 year old transvestite hooker with a fake ponytail has to go pee while wearing his 14 year old's dance dress?
     
  6. Head Censor

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    That's a helluva synopsis right there. :jj:
     
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    Will Howard re-sign this year? I think hes going to rip Cumia off and do a show from his own basement in Florida
     
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    Looks like she is trying to finger :umm:
     
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    St. Ballentines Day Poem-
    A Sonnet by "Captain"

    Roses are red,
    Howie's money is green;
    Here's how I really feel
    about your mindless prancing in heels

    [​IMG]
     
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    She's got that skinny grandma look going...knees and elbows
     
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    Does this bitch not KNOW how old she is? My wife is in her mid-30s and I'd be horrified if she tried to pull some shit like this.
     
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    She really is beyond a joke.
    My wife is younger than her and wouldn't dress like that on a dare
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    Her whole life is based on artificial light
     
  14. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    And an artificial husband w/ artificial hair, artificial teeth, artificial chin, artificial listener numbers, artificial talent...
     
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    She looks like shit.
     
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    Arrested development...any woman over 40 who has been married for ten years or longer should not be this into Valentine's Day. She has the mentality of a sixth grader.
     
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    That's an insult to 6 graders...She has Chromosone Deficit Syndrome...It starts usually in a person's early 20's...Scientists believe it might be the result of ingesting Arabian sperm which corrolates to their long history of intercourse with camels..Symptons include an eye location shift, loss of any semblance of adulthood, rapid deterioration of knee joints,loss of sex drive and an almost fatal type attraction to felines....Prognosis is the whole human race snickers and laughs at people with CDS, except for those who also have this horrible disease
     
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    the downward head pose is popular among older women, and unattractive women...it hides wrinkles and other imperfections of the face/neck, moreover, the simple act of bending the knee gives the illusion of smaller feet, and shapely legs...
     
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    My neck and back hurt just looking at her. She will be a hunched over old bag in the next couple of years.
    Honestly, grow the fuck up, you moose!!
     
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    o DADDY IS THAT 4 ME. You no you really didnt have to do that.