WTF Taking orders for what you want when I win the 900mil Powerball...

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Assuming you get about 400 Mil lump sum, what is the FIRST thing you would want or buy (of substance)?????
    I go with a townhouse or a carriage house in Manhattan, and start buying important art to showcase....
    THEN a place in the Caymans to shelter most of it
    THEN set up a fund for abused animals of all sorts and set up acres and acres in Montana where they can roam free for the rest of their lives...
     
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    How are you gonna win when I have the winning ticket in my pocket! ::c:
     
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    Could it be 1 billion by tonight?
     
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    I would like a blowjob please.
     
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    "You buy ME out?! NO! I buy YOU out!"

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    Our office bought 69 tickets, we are the winners.
     
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    I'll take a 14 bbl brewhouse to startup a not for profit brew pub.....
     
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    ...sending 10,000 roses to Kimbra would be a good start:shucks:

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    Definitely could be.
     
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    I wouldn't spend that much the first year. I'd travel around the world and see where I'd want to live before making any huge purchases. I'd probably buy a 1965 Porsche 356 SC with a factory sunroof.
     
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    Exactly the amount of money required to live the same way for the rest of my life without ever having to work another day. Whether I die tomorrow or in 50 years, it'll be cheap as hell. I'll work on the analysis and get back to you with a solid figure. And you best hand it over or I will be very disappointed.
     
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    And a ransom note cut out of a dozen magazines? :giggle:
     
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    Whoever wins is going to have to split it with three other winners. Too many tickets have been bought for there just to be one winner, I'd guess.
     
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    Starfish.
     
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    I just want to be left alone! Lots of booze and no more responsibility would be nice as well.
     
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    Endless vacations while staying at the best hotels around the entire world, coming home just long enough to get a hint of boredom before getting back on the road.
     
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    If no winner tonight they predict it will reach 1.3 billion by Wednesday.
     
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    I've had my eye on this really cool looking spatula for my grill. :yes:
     
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    Normally I would agree, but nobody run across the correct numbers to win yet.