Taking Shits at Work

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. Swayze

    Swayze Guest

    Reputations:
    0
    I'm sick of it and boycotting it. :shit:

    I used to shit 2 times a day at work but now I"ve trained my asshole to only shit on my home thrown. :shit:

    Somebody always walks in while I'm shitting or there is somebody else dumping when I want to shit.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    260,990
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,261
    Likes Received:
    42,146
    fuck that, I love getting paid to shit
     
  3. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    92,062
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    63,518
    Likes Received:
    8,364
    Lol
    I'm shitting at work as I type this :cool:
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

    Reputations:
    349,368
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    133,755
    Likes Received:
    60,378
    I do it everyday at 10:30am..they have a crew of mexicans that clean the bathroom twice a day so it seeems pretty sanitary for a public restroom.
     
  5. JJR

    JJR New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2012
    Messages:
    7,081
    Likes Received:
    0
    Lisa G takes shits at work.
     
  6. Swayze

    Swayze Guest

    Reputations:
    0
    That sounds nice
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    163,913
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,765
    Likes Received:
    21,763
    I generally grind only at home.
     
  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

    Reputations:
    190,493
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    207,049
    Likes Received:
    39,997
  9. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

    Reputations:
    121,809
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    55,693
    Likes Received:
    3,708
    home thrown huh?
     
  10. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

    Reputations:
    2,171
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    4,860
    Likes Received:
    492
    does ur fat mother shit in a diaper?
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

    Reputations:
    349,368
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    133,755
    Likes Received:
    60,378
    it's lovely..even have a wall mounted hand sanitizer dispenser.
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    163,913
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,765
    Likes Received:
    21,763
    Son. :hw:
     
  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

    Reputations:
    190,493
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    207,049
    Likes Received:
    39,997

    Hey Goaty!
     
  14. JJR

    JJR New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2012
    Messages:
    7,081
    Likes Received:
    0
    My weed is home groan.
     
  15. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,845
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    10,082
    Likes Received:
    1,071
    I'm crapping at work this week indeed. My sewer line is busted at home and until the city boogs fix it, I'll be holding it until I get to work.

    Or I could just shit in the hole in front of my house.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Nov 5, 2012
  16. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter

    Reputations:
    4,100
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    11,539
    Likes Received:
    804
    Pro Tip

    Flush toilet while evacuating to help with sound
     
  17. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    6,035
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    5,235
    Likes Received:
    3,286
    Not only do a drop bombs at work, I proudly walk to the throne room with newspaper in hand
     
  18. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    92,062
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    63,518
    Likes Received:
    8,364
    And smell
     
  19. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

    Reputations:
    66,871
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    72,366
    Likes Received:
    7,933
    I try not to shit at my customers' offices. Instead I find a hotel. Their shitters are always nice and clean.
     
  20. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    76
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    24,560
    Likes Received:
    17
    this weekend i was reading about how the gubment of india has hired a p/r firm to help educate the masses about the faux paus of shitting in the street...