Tales From a Ghetto Postal Worker

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  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    It's a tough job to say the least, and someone's gotta do it. This guy sounds a hell of a lot more dedicated and reliable than those idiot 911 operators who service ghetto areas.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/gangs_zip_on_past_0esrWdl3zx0SgnjCONkx9K

    "There were blocks I worked on that I dreaded because you’d see dudes smoking weed, prostitution. There could be weapons involved, gangs."

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    Check days — when SSI and disability checks come out — that’s like the worst day for a postal worker. When you see those blue and white checks, you know it’s gonna be a long day. If you work a route in public housing, you’re going to have people crowding around you at the mailboxes."
     
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    That place is still in business?
     
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    Great read, thanks.

    LOL @ dealing with blaeks when they want their SSI check and you're not allowed to give it to them... it will never turn out good.
     
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    the government should make SSI checks direct deposit- get a fucking bank account, ya bums :grouch:
     
  5. Zigabozagich

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    They do.
     
  6. BrerJimmy

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    They should just fire a payload full of nickels, fried chicken, stems and seeds, and grape soda out of a cannon into Harlem from a safe distance.
     
  7. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    This article was prompted by a previous article which reported on the fact that many postal workers today are too afraid to deliver to certain hoods in Brooklyn.

    Instead of taking responsibility for their community, the blaeks marched on the post office!
     
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    You need ID to open a bank account and therefore banks are racist :secret:
     
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    just like the polling places when you want to vote! :bigcry:
     
  10. BrerJimmy

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    If my joke books have taught me anything, dozens of marching blacks are guaranteed to turn up hundreds of hidden unemployment checks.
     
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    Crazy stuff.

    I bet there's a book in anyone who've done that job for a year or so.
     
  12. racerx

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    banks arent racist, but you are (unless you just play one on the internet)


    as to the subject, they should get combat pay if they work certain areas
     
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    They should just seal off Brownsville one day and airlift once a month supplies/mail to them via a parachute. We should also airlift a bunch of guns and tons of ammo so they can sort out their problems quickly.

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    That's how they run a lot of South American prisons, actually.
     
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    Animoes should be put down when they get vicious.
     
  16. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Says you from the comfort of your white neighborhood.
     
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    Banks were pretty good at not being racist during the big housing bubble fiasco...that turned out real well for everyone involved, eh?
     
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    Anybody ever read Bukowski's Post Office? It's good but this dude's story makes it sound like ol' Buk was delivering mail in Beverly Hills.
     
  19. racerx

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    for the banks, it worked out great
     
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    Srsly