Taliban claim to have captured a US dog

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  1. Phillipmcd

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    For years the Taliban have railed against infidel dogs who have invaded Afghanistan.


    Now it seems they have caught one.


    They include weapons captured, they claimed, in an operation against American forces on December 23 as well as a subdued-looking canine on a chain. It wears the sort of shoulder harness used by working dogs.

    “This dog was named after a colonel,†said one of the fighters. “It had a torch on it and its neck wore a GPS.â€
    Dogs are used extensively by coalition forces in Afghanistan. Some work sniffing out IEDs, weapons or drugs while others have a search and rescue role.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...n-claim-to-have-captured-a-US-dog-of-war.html

    Don't hurt him!
     
  2. Bethstampon

    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have to think those hajis are not going to get quite the type of attention they want for this. AKA they gon get blowed the fuck up. Hope they left the gps on.
     
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    Hopefully, they chipped the dog and they'll close in on the location where those assholes are. :yes:
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    That's a male dog. You know how I know?

    Because it's not wearing a barka
     
  5. Phillipmcd

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    That dog is going to get so raped.
     
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    "My wife makes great dog."


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    They think they are so crazy tough and willing to die for their jihad.....wait til they meet PETA
     
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    PETA will send in troops.
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    I hope they zero in on the GPS and drop a nuke. The dog is probably dead anyway, poor thing.
     
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    I bet they have trouble making him talk!
     
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    & then eaten.
     
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    This makes me sad. :(
     
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    If we were smart we would of nuked Paki and that would of been that.
     
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    Or getting gang raped:schmoopysex:













    They will probably cut its head off in the name of allah.
     
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    motherfuckers.....

    that bums me the fuck out...

    only way to save that dog is to trade it for Beth
     
  18. HorsetoothBeth

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    They fuck camels. A dog would be considered prime poon.

    When will we finally wipe out that whole area with a double dose of Atom Bomb?
     
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    I hope they kill these pricks.
     
  20. cygnus2112

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    That poor animal.
    Dogs are considered unclean animals in Islam so they will probably kill it.
    If beth really cared about rescuing animals, she'd be on the first jet out there to save the little guy. Oh but then again there are no red carpets in the sand and the only way she'd be on camera would be kneeling in front of a black flag surrounded by masked men and then getting beheaded for being an infidel married to a Jewish man. Poor doggy.