Talk about a bad first date...

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  1. Shithead

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    Oregon woman jailed after battering online boyfriend with metal baseball bat on romantic first meeting
    BY Laurie Hanna
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, October 2, 2015, 5:34 AM
    [​IMG] Marion County Sheriff�s Office
    Haley Fox, 24, who smashed the head boyfriend Samuel Campbell with a metal baseball bat when he came to stay with her in Oregon.
    A woman who battered a man around the head with a baseball bat during their first date has been jailed.

    Haley Fox, 24, met Samuel Campbell, 26, online in 2013 and he moved from Alabama to Turner, Oregon, to be with her earlier this year.

    Fox set up a romantic dinner with candles for their first meeting, before telling Campbell to close his eyes and then repeatedly swung a metal baseball bat at the back of his head.

    Campbell suffered a fractured skull and required nine staples to his head after the attack, reported KPTV.com.

    He told detectives he believed he was going to die, according to court documents.

    Woman goes to prison for baseball bat attack http://t.co/gLl62ubpZr pic.twitter.com/DhT2kFVm87

    — Statesman Journal (@Salem_Statesman) October 1, 2015
    Police said her motive was that she did not want to be his girlfriend, so she decided to hurt him.

    Fox was arrested in April and pleaded guilty earlier this month to charges of third-degree assault and unlawful use of a weapon.

    Fox was sentenced to five years and 10 months in prison on Wednesday. She has no prior criminal history, according to court records.
     
  2. face palm

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    so much hate in oregon
     
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    Looks like she's wearing a restraining jacket in that mug shot. Psycho bitch. :shitcoffee:
     
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    Good thing that guy found out early that she isn't good at Getting Things Done.

    That dude would be 6ft under if Marci was at bat.
     
  6. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Wonder how he scores that first date
     
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    This is what happens when you go searching for girls on Farmersonly.com
     
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    Ugh. She is so annoying. Why hasn't @GaryPuppet taken her down yet?
     
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    Nah. Florida still wins for batshit crazies.
     
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    Wow. That is very very close to where I grew up.
     
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    She nailed me bro
     
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    Crazy hooker. She has a bit of that Arya Stark thing goin...
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    This would explain why she had to reaort to online dating.
     
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    Don't Californicate Oregon. :grad:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    And here is fox to the plate.. Here's the head.. Swung on and hit.. This head is outta here
     
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    Couldn't even give the guy some hand relief for his troubles. That bitch.
     
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    See what happens to a State when you legalize marijuana. People go batshit crazy. Shoot up schools & beat online dates. Tisk Tisk. :bong:
     
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    What guy moves a few thousand miles for a first meeting?
     
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