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  1. Shithead

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    Transgender woman forced to serve jail sentence in male Russian prison
    • 11:48, 17 Feb 2016
    • Updated 11:53, 17 Feb 2016
    • By Sian Hewitt
    Dmitry Kozhukhov, 25, who goes by the name Alina Davis is a pre-operation transgender woman but did not get her wish to spend her time behind bars in a woman's prison because she is still 'physically' a man
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    Prison: This Russian transvestite has complained after she was told she would be locked up for two months in a men's prison
    A Russian transgender woman has been forced to spend her time behind bars in a men’s prison .
    Dmitry Kozhukhov, 25, who goes by the name Alina Davis is a pre-operation transgender woman and complained saying she wanted to be held in a women's prison to serve her two month sentence for driving with a fake licence.
    This was rejected on grounds that she is still registered and ‘physically’ a man, but when she asked if it was possible to at least get a single cell in the jail she was also refused, with the prison service saying they did not have any.
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    Upset: Alina Davis wanted to serve her time among women
    She is now sharing the jail cell with four male prisoners in the city of Egorievsk in western Russia’s Moscow region.

    A police spokesman said: "Kozhukov aka Davis is a man according to his documents and as a result he was sent to a male prison."
    Although it is not automatic that custody would be demanded pending trial on a charge of driving with a fake licence, earlier in the year Davis was arrested for amphetamine possession in the city of Moscow and as a result is now in custody awaiting trial .
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    Jail: She has been locked up for two months
    When she was arrested over the drugs charges, police decided not to keep her in custody because they could not work out which type of cell to give her, but now after the second offence they have acted and told her she will go to a male prison.
    Davis and wife Allison Brooks both wore white floor-length gowns for their "two-bride" wedding last year, but despite Russia's ban on same-sex marriage, reluctant officials were forced to wed them because Davis was legally a man.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's enough threads thanks
     
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    this will be the happiest prison on the planet



    and that dude
    that dude is making me feel real uncomfortable about my own manhood
     
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    Alina Davis? That doesn't sound very Russian, but rather very Anglo/American. I wonder if that's an indication of how we're viewed by the Russkies.
     
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    He looks like he's from that Dark Crystal movie Jim Henson made.
     
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    I bet he's rethinking this whole transgender thing right about now.
     
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    RIP transgender funnyman
     
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    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Asshole reamed, she's pretty.
     
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    Give us some more pro tips
     
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    I want to serve my time with the women too.
     
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    RIPPED is more like it.
     
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    Gonna be one long line behind that...
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    I think the expression "wore the fuck out" will apply here.
     
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    Starfish or blowfish, pick one princess.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Comrades can you show her, I mean him around?


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    I felt kind of bad until that last paragraph were it was revealed she married as a man to get around the law. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

    Never.
     
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    "My ass is wo the fuck out. Kin ah tas' yo juice?"
     
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