Talk to Swayze about your shower routine

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    I want to learn all your secrets

    Products, scrubbing cycle, length etc
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    body wash and poofie

    BOOM
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    and I brush my teeth in the shower so fuck you
     
  4. Swayze

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    Wow ok

    TMI
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

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    You asked, I'm fresh and clean at all times. Always fresh. Gotta be fresh.
     
  6. Swayze

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    This is awkward
     
  7. Gas Face

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    I think you two need a room
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Some gritty face scrub and whatever soaps/shampoo my wife buys for me. Cheap is fine. Water at nearly scalding temps. Repeat as necessary depending on weather/activity.
     
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    They say baddfunn makes a "thwacking" noise when he washes his ass.
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    You asked creepo.
     
  11. Swayze

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    Whoa whoa whoa

    I aint a fag

    No need to share all that
     
  12. Scott

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    I scrub my asshole with my wife's loofah and then I get out.
     
  13. Markijuano

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    I use zest on my taint. Dove everything else
     
  14. Swayze

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    :jj:
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

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    I gotta have my poofie. No poofie = no shower.
     
  16. Swayze

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    North/South or clockwise?
     
  17. Markijuano

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    Coco butter. It's not just for A group of lovely people
     
  18. DrivenByDemons

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    good point, I wash with dove body wash then use shampoo and conditioner on my cock/balls/taint area for extra fresh smell. My balls smell like a wildflower field in spring.
     
  19. Swayze

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    :rofl:
     
  20. Lemmy

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    If they ever luminal my shower area it'll glow like the sun.