Tan Mom turns 47

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rip mcdivvit, Apr 1, 2015.

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would ya have sex with tan mom if the opportunity presented itself

  1. after a couple of jack and cokes

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  2. love to

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  3. if nobody else found out

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  4. no way

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  1. Rip mcdivvit

    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    Stern related because Stern takes credit for making her famous. Sal would like to bang her. Would you fuck her? Be honest.
     
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  2. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I thought Joan Rivers died...
     
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    Her cancer turned 25
     
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    there's an age where such a pose could possibly be pulled off

    47 ain't it
     
  5. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    What the actual FUCK is wrong with this broad?!?! :puke:
     
  6. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    She looks like her vagina would smell like the sewer pits of hell.
     
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    Lips and voice
     
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    Oh my God, I thought she was in her late 50's-early 60's.

    Would still bang. I would remove all the mirrors from my house afterward, because I wouldn't no longer be able to look at myself. But I would still do it.
     
  9. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    47?! The bitch looks 100!!!
     
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    Doesn't look a day past 70.
     
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    Rampant alcoholism.
     
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    Much like the regret, the herpes remain forever
     
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  13. Rip mcdivvit

    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    You dont like that delicious smell of ciggies, booze and tan lotion?
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    her STDs aren't a day over 20.
     
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  15. Richard Tucker

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    You can only catch it once. ;)
     
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    Hmmmm... how much would she be willing to pay me?
     
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    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Nah.

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  19. SouthernListen

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    Typo, I think you mean 57.
     
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    Typo. Not 47. Born in '47.