Target now sells Fifty Shades cock rings next to kids' toothbrushes

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  1. XXXXX

    XXXXX Well-Known Member

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    Must be a new marketing strategy.

    http://jezebel.com/target-now-sells-fifty-shades-cock-rings-next-to-kids-t-1680034095


    "Target knows you're a busy parent on the go, so when it comes to shopping, you don't want to waste your time going from aisle to aisle to collect your kid's toothbrushes, mouthwash and Fifty Shades of Grey marital aids. That's why they put all of your needs into one place. They're always thinking of you."
     
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  2. jake206

    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    That's hot
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    This is how you single out the dangerous pervs who work for you at your store.

    "Who arranged this aisle?"..."OK you're fired". :snicker:
     
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  4. Humongous

    Humongous Well-Known Member

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    Holy dogshit, where's the fainting couch.
     
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    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's messed up.
     
  6. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    If they'd just put the 50-75% off clothing next to the frozen pizza, it'd be so great! :wtf:
     
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    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

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    oh my
     
  8. synch22

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    ordered mine from amazon, mistake now its permanent in the order history.
     
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