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  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    This is an email I just sent to Target customer service:

    "I'm watching TNT TV and your commercial just appeared, in a non-English language. Putting aside for the moment that the message i infer from this commercial is that English speaking customers are not welcome at Target stores, could you at least do me the courtesy of (1) telling me what language was being spoken as even Google Translate does not know the meaning of the chorus of "..boola, boola, boola...", and (2) run English subtitles so that those of us with advanced degrees will know what your commercial is promoting?"
     
  2. Swayze

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    Fuck off dummy
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    advanced degrees now require a year of ebonics old man.
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I just checked the cable guide and it says a marathon of Rupaul's Drag Race is playing on TNT.
     
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    Pwned :jj:
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol: omg loolz! :rofl:
     
  7. Jim J Jiblets

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    This might be one of the funniest things Ive ever read here.
     
  8. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    :jj:
     
  9. freds

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    i buy my sunglasses at Target.



    muy cheapo.
     
  10. freds

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    froggy, i also support your viewing preferences.
     
  11. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    leave the guy alone, i'm sure his partner controls the remote
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    so? he has a following, and he probably works cheap.

    i was watching repeats of falling skies, but i guess where you are transvestites are more popular?
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    still working as a greeter at walmart?
     
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