Taste Like Chicken - Its My Food & Music Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by FtM, May 5, 2012.

  1. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Hey sluts,

    I've been meaning to do this, so I'm going to get it out of the way.

    Its my review of these chips from the Indian grocery...


    They seemed promising. I love Indian spices like Garam Masala, Indian spices are great with potatoes, and I love chips. It seems like it was meant to be.
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    Here's the back of the bag. It made me laugh for some reason. I tried to go to this website, but it was no longer there. This made me question the expiration date of the chips, no expiration date on the bag. I could have died for the sake of mildly entertaining the lovely posters here at Dawg's Saloon. Then I thought about the lovely tribute thread that Nerd, Peachy, or Heinous Mark would make for me and I confidently forged ahead.

    For the record, "Dhak Dhak" is not what an Indian Eric the Actor would say. It is in fact the Indian equivalent to "Thump, Thump" or "Thud, Thud" as in the term people use to describe the sound that a beating heart makes. Dillogical indeed.

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    Here's a close shot of the chips on my plate. They are actually more like the American chip Ruffles instead of the American version of Lays chips or the British version called Walkers. They look very similar to Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar chips.

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    I had them with a Smoked Turkey Sandwich with Spring Mix and Russian Dressing on a Pumpernickel Bun.

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    The verdict: Somewhat terrible...the texture was fine, but the actual chip flavor was awful. I don't know how they managed to mess this one up, but they did. When you bite into it you get a sulphurous taste on you palate followed by overwhelming saltiness followed by a faint Indian spice. I would not buy these again and I ended up eating five of them to make certain that my mind wasn't playing tricks on me then I threw them on my compost heap. Thinking back, I should have photographed that, but I sadly did not. I was not thinking Dillogically, but luckily I'm still alive to tell the tale, my heart safely going "Dhak, Dhak" inside my chest. :cheer:





    On Tonight's Menu:

    Grilled Goat Cheese Panini - Drunken Goat brand Goat Cheese with Homemade Blackberry Preserves and Jalapeno Peppers on Whole Grain Bakery Bread grilled on a panini press...

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    ...and a beautiful duet from Dolly parton and Emmy Rossum "When Love Is New". Enjoy! :

    [video=youtube;mlE6FIl68rc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlE6FIl68rc[/video]

    Talk about food, talk about music. It don't matta, my pretties.

    Hope you're having an awesome weekend. :toptip:
     
  2. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I had a can of Snows ready to serve clam chowder and some michael's tostitos while I waited for it to heat up.

    The chowder was fishy and didn't taste right. This happened last time too. They must have changed the recipe.
    I like Chunky then Progresso when it comes to canned chowder.
     
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  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    hello
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Emmy Rossum is a singer? :weird:
     
  5. terrell

    terrell New Member

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    synopsis required.
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Emmy Rossum is a singer? :weird:
     
  7. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    taupe...:coffee:
     
  8. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Out

    I know...I sound like a character from a PBS show. :facepalm:

    No drinking for me tonight. :angel:

    Ello, guvnah! :toptip:
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    ecru...:coffee:
     
  10. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    the panini thingie looks good, don't know about the rest
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    light-brownish tan sort of color...:coffee:
     
  12. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    khaki...:coffee:
     
  13. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    She's a singer and an actress. There was a time many many decades ago when most actors tried to sing, act, and dance.

    Higher reading comprehension required. :coffee:

    :rolleyes:
     
  14. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    sandy...:coffee:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    A man should not know that many colors. ;)
     
  16. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Now you're just making shit up. :p
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    The turkey sandwich was good. :)
     
  18. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    off-white...:coffee:
     
  19. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    wasn't Rossum a Disney Channel broad back in her teens? all of those broads seem to think they can have a career in music, no wonder the whole industry is in the shitter..

    anyway, heading out soon, prolly won't be around for American Graffiti.. I know you're all devastated to hear that.
     
  20. HeinousMark

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    I cheated and used one of them Dinosauruses...