Taxman

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  1. GHP

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    George Harrison & Eric Clapton in Tokyo 1991

    2:30:

    If you get a head,
    I'll tax your hat
    If you get a pet,
    I'll tax your cat
    If you wipe your feet,
    I'll tax the mat
    If you move your weight,
    I'll tax your fat
    Taxman

    :ghp:

    [video=youtube;y8OgkjcW0g4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OgkjcW0g4[/video]
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    my advice for those who die

    declare the pennies on your eyes
     
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    that's 1 for you, 19 for me
     
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    wonder what it feels like to throw your 4 year old off a balcony
     
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    Lyrics by Dr. Seuss.
     
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    :secret: royalties really were taxed at 95% :wtf:
     
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    It's an added verse faggits

    :fil:
     
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    Little known fact: George Harrison helped the Eagles in their early years. :grad:
     
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    That faggit can't do anything for me but shine my shoes and buy my records
     
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    Truer lyrics were never sung before or since
     
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    yes, GHP, the Eagles are one of the best bands ever :fil:
     
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    Gee thanks a lot Kasee Kassum
     
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    He told Glen Frey to pronounce it Fray

    :fil:

    Fry w/e
     
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    nigga
     
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    It was a spinoff thread you faggit
     
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    Mitt? or Barry? :coffee:
     
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    and James Taylor
     
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    Either one of those butt fuckers

    Do you know who said that