Taylor Swift and Katy Perry feuding over john mayer dick

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  1. wesius

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    More details continue to surface regarding the petty 7th grade girl feud between human cellophane-wrapped hard candy Taylor Swift and the Forever 21 version of Jane Lane Katy Perry.things turned to shit between Kay Kay and Tay Tay when an actual bag of shit came between them, ie. noted shitbag John Mayer. Taylor and John dated back in 2010 when Tay Tay was 19 and John was 32, but he broke up with her to pursue other pussies. This made Tay Tay cry and write “Dear John”, which basically called him a sleazy dirtbag for unwrapping her 19-year-old butterscotch candy.When Katy hooked up with John in 2012, sources claim Kay Kay starting making cunty remarks about Tay Tay as retribution. This made Tay Tay pull out her burn book and call Kay Kay a two-faced fugly slut for hooking up with one of her many Aaron Samuels. I mean, she was half a virgin when she met him!. ( i don't understand what mean that part ) All this happened more than a year ago, but apparently Tay Tay Butterscotch Sundae holds a grudge like a not-the-one grandma and she wrote a song.[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] http://dlisted.com/2014/09/10/taylor-swift-hates-katy-perry-because-she-hooked-up-with-john-mayer
     
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    bi-sexual girls are conflicted...
     
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    ...so shedders, would you trade your problems for john mayers? :coffee:
     
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    Stern related because the tabloids say that Mayer has a big......
     
  5. HigherPrimate

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    Kay Kay and Tay Tay :rolleye2:
     
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    oh shit

    this is seriousness
     
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    If a reading a thread could ever turn you gay gay ... this would be it.
     
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    Mlaw's Oscar thread, which has been described in the media as the "gay Superbowl" and anything by Somersky definitely have some competition
     
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    In a hearbeat! But I would have to look like him to.
     
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    Christ ...... grow up!
     
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    John Mayer's pussy catalog is far more impressive and extensive than his music catalog.
     
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    I would like to have his problems. Two hot girls fighting over me. But with my luck, it would be two fat chicks who don't shower often.
     
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    Jesus was a grownup. You thinking of Christmass?
     
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    I predict in a few years when John dumps Katy for some younger piece of ass like Arian Grande, both Katy and Taylor will collaborate on a song that bashes him again. I think Taylor is still trapped in her 16 year-old boy crazy self when it comes to dating. She falls for all these famous guys and wants to have a fairytale courtship and go through a whole dating process. In reality these guys are looking for a quick hook up and when she doesn't put out or acts like a dead fish in bed these guys head for the hills and she is left to write a song about it.

    If you are John you don't go from Jessica Simpson who you call Sexual Napalm, to a girl who wants to hold hands while having a picnic in the country listening to Tim McGraw. John probably decided to tap Katy because her previous boyfriends were a black guy and Russell Brand. With that track record she must be fucked in the head which translates to a freak in the bedroom.
     
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    What do chicks see in that guy?
     
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    ...maybe hes got a dick like a babys arm holding an apple. :dontknow:
     
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    It's a guitar player thing.
    I've been playing for 35 years and many women are inexplicably dumb-struck when a guitar is in your hands. Women don't give me the time of day- I'm an average 52 year old white guy. When I'm playing, somehow they see something different.
    Damndest thing.
     
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    There is no fucking way that a gay man wrote that article.
     
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    I just bought a guitar and a teach yourself how to play book off Amazon. I'm an average 51 year old white mofo myself. Maybe there's hope!
     
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