News Taylor Swift buys up porn domain names

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  1. dawg

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    Taylor Swift went shopping, and she bought all the porn domains with her name. Her recent purchases aren’t as out of the blue as one might think, however. And no, she’s not considering any sort of professional career change.

    The singer is now the proud owner of porn domain sites like TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult and the likes in an attempt to beat the Internet trolls (aka pornographers who want to capitalize on her name, brand and image) to the punch.

    You see, Swift is hoarding the registered names before .porn, .sucks and et cetera become available for purchase by the public on June 1.

    GossipCop notes: “The move is not to prevent potential Swift nudes from being posted as no such pictures exist, but to stop her highly-trafficked name from being used by those who want to make money off online porn in general.”

    What she’s planning on doing with her new domain names, if anything, is unknown.
     
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  2. Captain

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    I would have thought Gary Puppet would have seized the day and snatched those domain names up. Oh well.
     
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    there's a rumor of a Taylor swift sex tape, she's trying to thwart the earning potential of the pornographer/ distributor...
     
  4. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    love to stick my cock between those lips...just sayin
     
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    I feel like a broken record every time her name comes up- but I want to fuck her in the worst way. I just find her so attractive. If I actually possesed a real sex tape with her in it I would disappear for days...only to be found passed out on the floor in a room littered with used kleenexes and empty tubes of lotion severely dehydrated.
     
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    Shoot, it only costs her a couple of hundred bucks to get the domains. Big deal.

    Howard should do the same.
     
  7. Phan Neepack

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    I hope she bought grannypanties.com, as well ..

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    <--proud owner of TaylorSwiftBaldEagleJones.com
     
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    TaylorSwift.sucks, isn't that her official website.
     
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    ...so somebody could buy taylorswifttittys.porn or taylorswiftwiskerbiscut.adult.
     
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    No one in porn is going to buy a .porn URL, just like very few bought .xxx. Besides, all they would have to do is buy taylor-swift.porn or taylorswiftxxx.porn or taylorswiftsucksdick.porn.

    This is nothing but a PR piece, because she's an attention whore.
     
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    It's like I Dream of Jeannie. They can't show the belly button.
     
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    And then when autotune breaks and people finally realize that she can't sing on key, she'll release her sex tape on one of the domain names she's just sold to big porn for BIG bucks!
     
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    I find your honesty refreshing! :D
     
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    In my mind, shes a filthy little whore who loves to be choked and have her hair yanked like youre trying to start a leaf blower...
     
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    She needs to be buying some cheeseburgers.
     
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    i think she is pretty but not sexy.