Taylor Swift is dorky as hell

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    but for some reason I dig her! :scratch:
     
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    She's too fat.
     
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    That's what makes her hot.
     
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    On the surface she is probably more awkward the Beth,,,, but I just feel happy when watching her.... how can I splain it.. I take it,..frame by frame it
     
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    She will not play with your llama weiner. Now John mayors ok.
     
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    Pics/Vid?.............. or IDGAF
     
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    Dorky is a lovable trait.
     
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    Ruffy ...... more like this!
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    She has a rickets thing going on. Her family could not afford sunlight.
     
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    She'll fuck you and then, when you realize that she's kind of retarded and dump her, she'll write a song about how you broke her heart and how she was a fool to fuck a man that's twice her age (again).
     
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    You people are missing my point. I am just saying that as she portrays many of Beth's attributes,,,, I see her completely different. Beth is probably prettier,,, but i am more attracted to Taylor. I am just trying to figure out how I could totally be smittent by Beth's equal, as I have zero interest in Beth. I cant explain it,,, eject!
     
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    I like to think of it as a newborn deer kind of thing - like Bambi learning to walk.
     
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    Nah, she IS prettier than Beth.But then again Beauty is purely subjective....
     
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    Ruffy u said u like mindy Cohn also.
     
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    Obviously you never dated a girl who has a life-long crush on Alan Moore and threatened to have her older brother beat your ass because..after she broke up with you, you failed to send her the original copies of 'Miracle Man' that she lent you a few months earlier.

    And on top of that, after I gave her back her shit, the bitch never gave me back my '100 Bullets' trades or my copy of Battle Royale, Battle Royale II and Ichi the Killer!!!....er, I mean...ummm...
     
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    Look,a Comparison....Taylor
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    And Beth.
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    A) Taylor is young..so her mental shortcomings can be blamed on youth/ lack of experience. B) She actually has a talent and THAT is what she's famous for. C) She seems to be somewhat modest, not riding her "charity" work like a saddled fame rocket.

    Yeah, she's awkward, spindly and clearly not the brightest bulb, but the similarities end there. She's not a vampire; she's self-made. And she doesn't tweet naked pics because she's a desperate skag...much to the dismay of many.
     
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    she's hot as hell even without the $80M, which doesn't hurt
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...thats what i always thought too. brought me right to and up her legs and shes got classic legs. feet on one end pussy on the other.