"Taylor Swift not not and gangly looking" H. Stern

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  1. yippeekyaa

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    laughing at my thread title typo. I'm feel stupid, go ahead and mock me. I can take it.

    "not hot".............jeez.
     
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    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean? You think she's hot?
     
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    Taylor Swift really isn't hot though. Her face makes my dick shrivel up.
     
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    Today Howard said "I used to think Taylor Swift wasn't that hot and is gangly looking"............ Nearly ran off the road when he said that.
     
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    She's CUTE, if you like the girl-next-door-type. Not the type you get instant wood for.
     
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    Beth is old enough to be Taylor Swift's mother. :coffee:
     
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    Guess I was the only one that saw the irony of him calling Taylor Swift "gangly" Oh well.
     
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    OK. From now on, only tweet this douchebag that you used to think his wife looks like a horse...and that she's old enough to be Taylor Swift's mother. Show him his fans are evolving at the exact same rate as his ever-evolving show that's so far above saying nasty things about the way celebrities look just to be funny.

    As for me, I'm sticking to the high road of purely objective criticism without ever commenting negatively about Beth.

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    @howardstern Is your $50K man-wig vs."100% my real hair" challenge still on the table or is the show too "jam packed" to get $50K for NSAL?








     
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    no mocking, just neg rep on its way. ;)
     
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    she has a nice slim body but her mug is odd
     
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    Taylor Swift doesn't have a womanly body. But she's got a cute face . . .

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    P.S. Besides that she seems to be a stick in the mud to me. She wears granny outfits to the beach. And she can't hold on to a man. So either she isn't putting out. Or she promises sex and the guy waits and waits until he figures out she's never going to fuck him.

    I doubt she's ever given a BJ. Maybe hand release. But I seriously doubt she's ever sucked a dick before . . .
     
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    Taylor Swift is a pretty lady, classy. Beth can't compete, even with all the plastic surgery.
     
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    She's fine as frog hair.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    nice one Clumpy!
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    PS I never noticed till now - Beth is wearing high heels in that underwater pic.
     
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    She was trying to get modeling work with Ames, Payless Shoes and Ed's Inground Pool Service.
     
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    Have you listened to her latest single? With the way she writes hit songs trashing her ex-boyfriends, I am surprised she can get a boyfriend never mind keep one.
     
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    I noticed it right off..how stupid is that?
    I was taught anything hard could damage the lining of a pool
     
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    Consider yourself mocked.
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