TBT: Beth's Bikini Guide

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    ...at least you cant fail at delivering kittens.
     
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    So what are the hidden meanings behind a lady's damp delicates? Damnit advice beauty of a magazine that doesn't exist anymore, WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!
     
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    Photoshop can make horses look human.
     
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    ...why cause you cant see the melonhead? i think if you critique the boobs they look fake, not heidi or melb natural. but cutting off her head is a good start! :cheer:
     
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    Me thinks someone is lonely and is again begging for attention like a 14 year old.

    Still waiting for pics or salutes of those that do the actual "work" with rescuing animals... waiting.... waiting.
     
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    I think she is lying again...or perhaps not quite stating the truth...Posing in front of a camera in her bikini for photoshoots...me me me!!!!! Or holding kittens for attention...Since no one...not even Howard is wanting to take her pics, she must settle for selfies with kittens and pretend she likes it..
     
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    For the record: I hate her. But, her pooper's looking pretty dawg-gone good in the picture on the left.
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    ...will she ever figure out that this is not working? she cant be trying to kid herself could she? i havent heard anything from her or howard how that fund driving thing is going, no tote board to let her many fans and followers know how close they are to ground breaking day. has 15 foundation helped beth place any rescue kittens with any families? i wonder how closely the irs looks at these 2 lovebirds.
     
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    She has an oblong cunt.
     
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    "#TBT. I much prefer taking care of kittens than modeling bathing suits. "

    Coincidentally, no one is offering you modeling jobs either.
     
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    ...only the kardashians can throw more raw meat at you than beth.
     
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    That first picture is no doubt a photoshopped butt.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Heh, she cropped out one image where the wonk is strong

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    And a magazine using her to get a free plug on Howard's show is not the same as doing the SI Swimsuit issue.
     
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    She learned that from Howard. Turning down projects publicly that never were on the table to begin with.
     
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