Teabag's Midlife Crisis Universe

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Teabag, Sep 6, 2015.

  1. Teabag

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    Welcome to my breakdown, friends. :toptip:
     
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    I knew it... you selfie loving damaged shell of a man
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Post another selfie... jfc I can't believe I just typed "selfie". :facepalm:
     
  4. LonghornJ

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    Ha you giant blue vein arm bingo wing faggot
     
  5. Teabag

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    I already posted 2 today.
     
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    I could post a selfie of my last dinner percolating in the bowl and it would be more attractive and interesting than you two chumps
     
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  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Oh dear...looks like LJ got into the cooking sherry again.
     
  8. LonghornJ

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    And the bakers chocolate... tastes like shit.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner! VIP

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    You crave cock :c
     
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  10. Teabag

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    Beautify the place
     
  11. LonghornJ

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    Capn Crud Apply directly to the forehead VIP Gold

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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    Cool shirt ^
     
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  16. Schmoopy

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    Aren't you like 50? There's no way you're living to 100.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I had my midlife crisis at 23. 3 more years.:yes:
     
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  19. Teabag

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    I'm just a month into year 45.
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Oh. 90 is doable. Good luck.