Teabag's Midlife Crisis Universe

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Teabag, Sep 6, 2015.

  1. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ High Sperm Count ◬ VIP

    Reputations:
    52
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,617
    Likes Received:
    3,600
    Welcome to my breakdown, friends. :toptip:
     
    imott and Lemmy like this.
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    38,669
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,515
    Likes Received:
    27,983
    I knew it... you selfie loving damaged shell of a man
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

    Reputations:
    32,769
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    87,238
    Likes Received:
    33,174
    Post another selfie... jfc I can't believe I just typed "selfie". :facepalm:
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    38,669
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,515
    Likes Received:
    27,983
    Ha you giant blue vein arm bingo wing faggot
     
  5. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ High Sperm Count ◬ VIP

    Reputations:
    52
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,617
    Likes Received:
    3,600
    I already posted 2 today.
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    38,669
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,515
    Likes Received:
    27,983
    I could post a selfie of my last dinner percolating in the bowl and it would be more attractive and interesting than you two chumps
     
    Dirty South likes this.
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

    Reputations:
    32,769
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    87,238
    Likes Received:
    33,174
    Oh dear...looks like LJ got into the cooking sherry again.
     
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    38,669
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,515
    Likes Received:
    27,983
    And the bakers chocolate... tastes like shit.
     
    RenchFries and kelliejean like this.
  9. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    27,343
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    42,994
    Likes Received:
    33,111
    You crave cock :c
     
    RenchFries likes this.
  10. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ High Sperm Count ◬ VIP

    Reputations:
    52
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,617
    Likes Received:
    3,600
    Beautify the place
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    38,669
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,515
    Likes Received:
    27,983
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ High Sperm Count ◬ VIP

    Reputations:
    52
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,617
    Likes Received:
    3,600
  13. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    3,240
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    65,626
    Likes Received:
    9,784
    [​IMG]
     
    Teabag likes this.
  14. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

    Reputations:
    9,331
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    210,826
    Likes Received:
    42,977
  15. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ High Sperm Count ◬ VIP

    Reputations:
    52
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,617
    Likes Received:
    3,600
    Cool shirt ^
     
    Nickthedick likes this.
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    9,520
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    214,249
    Likes Received:
    39,144
    [​IMG]
     
    babybear and O Face like this.
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    9,520
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    214,249
    Likes Received:
    39,144
    Aren't you like 50? There's no way you're living to 100.
     
    RenchFries likes this.
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    9,520
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    214,249
    Likes Received:
    39,144
    I had my midlife crisis at 23. 3 more years.:yes:
     
    Johnnykstaint likes this.
  19. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ High Sperm Count ◬ VIP

    Reputations:
    52
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,617
    Likes Received:
    3,600
    I'm just a month into year 45.
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    9,520
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    214,249
    Likes Received:
    39,144
    Oh. 90 is doable. Good luck.