Teacher feeds his sperm to dozens of children - guess the race

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  1. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/mark-berndt/

    Mark Berndt, 61, faces 23 felony counts of lewd conduct involving the alleged spoon-feeding of semen to students that were blindfolded and the placement of cockroaches on their faces.
     
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    that shit was obviously a white dude. the weird shit is always white dudes.
     
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    Detectives had been investigating the alleged abuse for more than a year after a drugstore photo processor showed police disturbing images of blindfolded and gagged children being spoon-fed a liquid.


    For real dude?
     
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    Had the exact same thought. That's some serial killer type madness right there
     
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    You should have led with the shooting in Santa Monica today to show how violent whitey is. :coffee:
     
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    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    French?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    bet you all would rather have a "boon" stab you with a golf club than be fed cum
     
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    Good thing it wasn't a black teacher otherwise the poor students would have been beaten, raped and robbed as well...
     
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    I'm guessing white.....a bit too inventive for a blaek(just kidding). A blaek teacher would be having sex with the kids.
    Nevertheless, he should be shot.
     
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    Looks like we're gonna have to chalk this year old story up to the gay race. :cool:

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    teacher, 61 and still working = white

    there are probably fewer black teachers so that cuts the odds
     
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    Say what you want... No white man has sired 22 children since the Middle Ages. We have that going for us
     
  14. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Duggars

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    My grandfather would have had 17 if they had all lived through infancy but only 12 made it. Goddamn Irish Catholics.
     
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    Canadian???


    damn it ... its one of those NAMBLA types isnt it??
     
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    half of those kids parents will be getting about $460000. not saying i would eat a cookie with sperm on in, just saying that in some frat houses people do that for initiation.

    the other half is probably holding out for more.
     
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    I love how this "punishes the school" like the school actually makes the money it will shell out. Taxpayers get hosed once again thanks to fucking teachers.
     
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    John and Ken on KFI have been talking about this for a long time. This teacher had problems in other schools with being inappropriate (to say the least) to the students, but because of the protection of the LAUSD Teacher's Union, he was not fired or even brought up on charges right away. Many of the students were illegals and in many cases the parents did not speak English. They complained, but were ignored. The Teacher's Unions are extremely powerful in California and have destroyed the education of the students they are supposed to teach and protect.
     
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    I remember hearing rumors about "ookie cookie"

    But the legend went that a few guys stood in a circle and jerked off on a cookie and the last one to get off had to eat it. :scared: