Teacher found on first day drunk with no pants on!

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  1. EndOfLine

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    They can't all be hot... am I right?

    Guilty.

    TORONTO – A new teacher at an Oklahoma high school was arrested Monday after she showed up both intoxicated and without pants on her first day of work.

    Police were called to the school in Wagoner, Okla., after school officials said Lorie Ann Hill “smelled of alcohol” and was missing some clothing.

    The 49-year-old was reportedly found by two teachers slumped over a desk that she was claiming was her own.

    “She was found in a room kind of disoriented,” police chief Bob Haley told the Tulsa World. “By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.”

    According to authorities, Hill was only recently hired by the school district. The teacher admitted she had been drinking and a search of her car turned up an empty cup that “reportedly smelled of vodka.”

    Police, however, said there wasn’t enough evidence to prove she drove to the school intoxicated. Hill was arrested for public intoxication and released Tuesday evening.

    http://globalnews.ca/news/1496306/o...k-wearing-no-pants-in-empty-classroom-police/


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    Edit: I finally read past the dateline. I thought she was Canadian.
     
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    Did she look like this? :pray:
     
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    :facepalm: negged!
     
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    Click the Spoiler above to find out.
     
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    Was this at Roosevelt High ?
    Polish thug savages have done things like this before.
     
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    Since when do you need pants to be a teacher?
     
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    Ahhhhh the good old welcome back Kotter days.
     
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    i bet it was horse shack
     
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    Looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kids.
     
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    Guilty!
     
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    She's attractive in a disgusting, old, fat, unattractive way. If that's your thing.
     
  15. RonHeinzkaboot

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    bottomless education
    sounds good right?
     
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    those pants had to be constricting
    prolly felt good to take em off
     
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    she sounds like she would be a good homeschool teacher
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    Somebody get this waterhog her own reality show on the honey booboo network - STAT.