WTF Teacher has Train Run on her in Driveway!!!

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  1. DiamondGoddess

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    July 10, 2016: A 25 year old teaching assistant named Chelsea Lorson has pleaded guilty to sexual assault and institutional assault

    According to prosecutors Chelsea allowed to brothers, who attended the school that she teaches, to run a train on her as a ‘birthday present’.

    The teacher is now facing a maximum sentence of 17 years in prison. But legal experts expect her to get far less time.

    The married mother-of-two is said to have seduced one of the boys though Facebook after having direct contact with him during a work-study program at school.

    The first of the encounters took place inside her Jeep on the driveway of the brothers’ home and her arrest papers state she allegedly had sex with the younger of the teenagers as a ‘birthday present’.

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    Guilty!!!

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    Looks like the fat Teen Mom.
     
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    I drive a Jeep.
     
  4. DiamondGoddess

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    How was the driveway train?

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    Chubby girls need luvin' too.


    Your on fire tonight DG! It must be all that sugar.
     
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    Her heart is in the right place so I'll give her that, but still guilty.
     
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    Happy birthday, how does your two older brothers dick taste?
     
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    She looks hungry.
     
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    Nina Hartley For the Win
     
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    "All aboard!"
     
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    Hmm I thought a train jumped the tracks or something


    Kinda disappointed here
     
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    So sad. Her husband looks like such a cool guy, too.

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    Train? It looks like she has a big caboose.
     
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    also like

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    Here is the rest of the train after it ran into her in her driveway

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  18. goldtopper

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    I've never been a saint and am happily living under my rock, but what kind of people pull a train- on either end- and think "yeah, that was GREAT?"
     
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    I was too. This helped me through it however.

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    I won't post her picture, but I have a friend who's daughter is a dead ringer for that one. Hell, it could BE her!