News Teacher jailed for deviant sexual intercourse with a student..

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    According to the Etowah County Sheriff's Department, Andrea Elliott Means, 28, was charged with one count of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19 years old.

    The incident allegedly happened in March 2013 off of school grounds.

    Means' resignation as a science teacher at Southside High School was accepted Friday during an emergency meeting of the Etowah County Board of Education.

    “This type of ridiculous behavior is completely uncalled for by someone who was trusted by the community to teach our kids,” Etowah County Sheriff Todd Entrekin said. “Her job was to educate and encourage students to pursue their dreams and goals, not use them for personal pleasure.”

    Means was booked into the Etowah County Detention Center and released on $10,000 property bond.

    Alabama Law Code:

    Section 13A-6-81

    School employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19 years.

    (a) A person commits the crime of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19 years if he or she is a school employee and engages in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student, regardless of whether the student is male or female. Consent is not a defense to a charge under this section.

    (b) As used in this section, sex act means sexual intercourse with any penetration, however slight; emission is not required.

    (c) As used in this section, deviant sexual intercourse means any act of sexual gratification between persons not married to each other involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of another.

    (d) The crime of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student is a Class B felony.
     
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    Daddy issues all over her expression.
     
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    She's got a bit of a means look to her.
     
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    Need a full body shot to determine guilt.
     
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    deviant :clap:
     
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    "deviant" sexual intercourse. Is that still possible in this day and age? Used to mean anal, now, I'm guessing you'd have to involve a sibling or farm animals or something.
     
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    Not guilty. Andrea Means "open for business."
     
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    another one????? what in heaven's name is happening to everyone?
     
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    i am going to guess in Bama it means they touched knees
     
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    She means well.
     
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    on a normal day we get 2-3.... no joke...
    if the male teachers were posted we would do up to 8 a day
     
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    see what u did there
     
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    A bit on the nose.

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    Each night now I fear my wife will be posted on Dawg's. Granted she teaches preschool, but these teachers don't seem to care.
     
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    I believe that I would allow her the honor of tongue punching my taint.
     
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    i take bribes.... a $20 will guarantee your wife will be judgment free
     
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    She's got the look of an ass eater. I assume that was her deviant behavior.
     
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    She's got the look of an ass eater. I assume that was her deviant behavior.
     
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    She looks like Beth, but with smaller hands and feet, oh and no horse head.
     
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