Teacher shows up without pants

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  1. crackerjackson5

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    http://m.wtae.com/national/teacher-...-day-of-school/27352322#.V6qcetlEO1p.facebook

    Teacher shows up drunk, pantsless to 1st day of school

    Published On: Aug 07 2014 11:35:21 AM EDTUpdated On: Aug 11 2014 09:41:52 AM EDT

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    Wagoner Police Department

    Police say a teacher was arrested after she showed up at school under the influence of alcohol and without her pants.



    Lorie Ann Hill, 49, was booked into jail in Wagoner, Oklahoma after she apparently she showed up for her first day of work as a special education instructor at Wagoner High School intoxicated, reported Tulsa World.



    School officials contacted police about 9 a.m. after Hill was described as being alone in a classroom "disoriented and without pants," Police Chief Bob Haley said.



    Hill allegedly admitted to drinking vodka before coming to work and was charged with public intoxication.
     
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  2. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Special Ed teachers in Oklahoma must be very busy.
     
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  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    That's a bad look.
     
  4. convincer

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    Not Florida...:up:
     
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    @babybear

    What's your rating on this one?
     
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    Published On: Aug 07 2014
    Updated On: Aug 11 2014
     
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  7. sarnie

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    oink
     
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    Guilty. No reason to keep her around. Get old sparky fired up.
     
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    Didn't know you could get drunk on food.
     
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  10. Billy Brown

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    hello phil
     
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    I given a lot of 10's out over the years,but not this time.
     
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    :artiejj: that just made my day
    lolololol look at her face
     
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    She's not capable of a good look.
     
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    Now that's the funniest thing I've read in a while!!!
     
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    She *may* have a drinking problem.
     
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    what
     
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    Her bloat is bloated.
     
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    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Yeah

    Thought this story sounded familiar
     
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    Those poor kids probably thought they finally got a teacher who was " one of us"
     
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    Would you eat her ass?