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    Teaching assistant facing jail 'after she was found in bed with pupil, 17, by her seven-year-old son'
    • 10:44, 13 Sep 2016
    • Updated 10:44, 13 Sep 2016
    • By Scott Campbell , Mydrim Jones
    Shelly Jensen was arrested in June after her ex-husband told police their children had found her in bed with a pupil
    Shelly Jensen has been put on leave from West De Pere High School
    A middle-aged teaching assistant faces jail after her kids allegedly caught her in bed with a student.
    Shelly Jensen’s seven-year-old son and adult daughter say they walked in on the pair on separate occasions.
    The 17-year-old boy told police he had sex with Jensen, 50, three times in as many weeks while she helped him with his maths and English.
    Lessons began at their school before moving to her home, said court documents.
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    Jensen was arrested in June after her ex-husband told police their children had found her in bed with the pupil in Lawrence, Wisconsin.
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    She was arrested after her ex-husband told police their kids had found her in bed with the pupil
    The teen said she let him drink booze from a flask he brought to her house and had been drunk one of the times.
    Jensen, who was put on leave from West De Pere High School when the scandal broke, initially denied they had sex.
    The teaching assistant claimed she invited the lad to her house because he had a difficult home life.
    She admitted allowing him into her bedroom to watch TV but denied getting into bed with him.
    Jensen also said she did not allow him to drink, though he may have mixed some alcohol in with a sports drink when she was not looking.
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    She is facing a string of sex charges
    She faces spending decades behind bars after being charged with a string of sex crimes.
    The West De Pere superintendent said in a statement: “Our district is filled with many talented dedicated teachers and staff members who perform in the most ethical and admirable way each and every day.
    “Allegations concerning the actions of a staff member while away from work does nothing to sway us from our mission and duty of educating every child to the best of our ability.”

    But in a plea deal she admitted one count of sexual assault of a student by school staff.
    Two other counts of sexually assaulting a student and three of child enticement were dismissed due to her plea.
    She will be sentenced in November.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teaching-assistant-facing-jail-after-8822698
     
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    She may be ill-equipped for the job but gets an "A" for effort
     
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    I wouldn't bang that with @Lemmy's herpes-ridden penis tied to a 12 foot pole.
     
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    are you tied to the pole or are you tied to lemmys penis?
     
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    Way to fuck up your 7y/o's life. First he sees Mommy bopping some kid, now there is a good chance she is going to do put in the slammer.
     
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    These teachers are always white :eek:
     
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    20 years too late for a not guilty verdict. Warm up Old Sparky.
     
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    That 7 year old is guilty of being a tattle-telling little bitch
    .. school of hard-knocks, mutha f*cka.

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