Politics Ted Cruz eats his own booger

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    This is going viral
     
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    This thread is on page 1 of Google under 'Ted Cruz eats a booger'.

    :grad:

    :jj: :rofl:

    @dawg
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    83,500 responses on Google. :jj:
     
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    Holy shit. That made me gag.
     
  5. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Waste not, want not.
     
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    Oh my god! That nigga could've wiped it off with his hand. He wasn't letting that salty snack get away. :wtf:
     
  7. GLguygardner

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    Nasty fuck
     
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    The funny, but sad thing is, THAT might be the nail in his coffin.
     
  9. GLguygardner

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    Cruz is dohe. Get out.
     
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    The Cruz campaign is probably surfing the web right now for 'Ted Cruz eats his own booger', and they are finding Dawgs.


    Hi, Ted Cruz people. :hw:
     
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    I Googled "Ted Cruz eats booger" Dawgs is like second to last on the front Google page.
     
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    Is this booger gonna be like Howard Dean's Yaaaaaaa moment?
     
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    at 30 seconds?
     
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    Oh, you can't miss it.

    It's a big giant boulder that comes out of his mouth, hangs out on the upper lip, then drops down to the lower lip, then he eats it.

    Whole thing lasts 30 seconds.
     
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    OH MY GOSH, he is done.
     
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    That sucker crawled down his lip like it had a mind of its own