Politics Ted Cruz eats his own booger

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    This is going viral
     
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    This thread is on page 1 of Google under 'Ted Cruz eats a booger'.

    :grad:

    :jj: :rofl:

    @dawg
     
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    83,500 responses on Google. :jj:
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Holy shit. That made me gag.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Waste not, want not.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Oh my god! That nigga could've wiped it off with his hand. He wasn't letting that salty snack get away. :wtf:
     
  7. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Nasty fuck
     
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    The funny, but sad thing is, THAT might be the nail in his coffin.
     
  9. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Cruz is dohe. Get out.
     
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    The Cruz campaign is probably surfing the web right now for 'Ted Cruz eats his own booger', and they are finding Dawgs.


    Hi, Ted Cruz people. :hw:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I Googled "Ted Cruz eats booger" Dawgs is like second to last on the front Google page.
     
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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    Is this booger gonna be like Howard Dean's Yaaaaaaa moment?
     
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    at 30 seconds?
     
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    Oh, you can't miss it.

    It's a big giant boulder that comes out of his mouth, hangs out on the upper lip, then drops down to the lower lip, then he eats it.

    Whole thing lasts 30 seconds.
     
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    OH MY GOSH, he is done.
     
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    That sucker crawled down his lip like it had a mind of its own