Politics Ted Cruz: Fake as Fuck

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    This is exactly the reason I like trump. Trump isn't one person on camera and a different person off camera. Lol., Teddy gets so mad he wants to chomp a booger...

     
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    Note to OP.
    All politicians are FAKE.
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Write your congressman.
     
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    "Not a day goes by that my mom is not lifting me up in prayer. For hours." I am dyyyyyyyyyyyyying.
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose DawgShed News

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    I don't see the problem :dontknow:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Candy at school?!?!?!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    And politicians wonder why Trump is where he is at in the polls haha. People are getting fed up with the fake politicians and this fake mush. Always talk about the people of America and doing right by them and their family and money. Kissing babies and being Mr. Perfect. Soon as they get elected, it's.... screw off. I'm in office for my rich campaign backing friends, their money and overseas affairs.


    I vote...no one. :D
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Let me add, paid for
     
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    Fuck I would be so embarrassed to say I like trump.
     
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    Yes trump the guy who 15 years ago was fine with abortions and now wants women who get abortions to be imprisoned is "real" :jj: you fucking trump supporters are so fucking stupid
     
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    The hug montage. God is good.


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    And when he's badgering his mom to tell something personal that she clearly doesn't want to talk about.

    "Will you please just share the story of your brutal rape and subsequent abortion for this 30 second ad? C'mon. It'll be fun. We're on tv."
     
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    That video was a big bunch of nothing.

    I despise Cruz and his self-aggrandizing, faux-hero-of-the-right-wing posture, but he actually comes off as the most amiable and entertaining of all the candidates when he's doing talk shows and not talking politics.
     
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    With his daughters: "I'm Ted Cruz and we approve this message!" Ted side eyes the oldest kid for being a hack. I am fucking living rn.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    You do a good enough job without
     
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    Damn this is old news. People freaking out. Let the whore thing play out if your a Trumper. That's yr best bet. Not that it matters. GOP isn't going to take an L...they'll pull someone else up if cruz crashes and burns as well.

    As far as abortions go...I think his most recent stance of let the law stand it the most reasonably anyone from the rights come up with. Course he's also taken EVERY OTHER position on the subject in the past week. Still...I like the most recent. I'll reserve judgement for tomorrows opinion on the subject.
     
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    I can't stand Cruz and this is such a non-story.

    You should be worried about your own candidate. The guy is a trainwreck. You say Trump is authentic and Cruz is a fake? Trump took 4 different positions on Abortion in the past week trying to please every group possible.
     
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    Chomp a booger. :jj:

    How about the video with his nephew where they talk about how Ted saved him after his moms ODd.
     
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    The OP's man crush blinds him to the fact that he's the same as the rest, lies and backtracks when he gets called out. Lets take a look at what he said about private prisons during that town hall with Chris Matthews.

    “I do think we can do a lot of privatizations, and private prisons it seems to work a lot better,” said Trump when asked how he planned to reform the country’s prison system.

    You might want to start paying attention Nacho

    The more you think he wants to change things the more he wants to keep them the same.
     
  20. Beth143nacho

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    I need to work on my sarcasm abilities. Was trying to post this in the fervor and style of a Hillary/Bernie supporter :).

    Cruz does look kinda silly in these, as if he wants to punch someone, but it's his family and we live in he Internet age
     
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