Politics Ted Cruz Look-Alike Accepts Porn Gig Offer From xHamster

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  1. Tim

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    The Woman Who Looks Like Ted Cruz Is Going to Do Porn

    When 21-year-old Searcy Hayes appeared on The Maury Povich Show late last week, it was to face cheating allegations from her boyfriend, Freddie Green. After proving that Green was indeed the father of her three-month-old son, Hayes walked away to focus on her family—only to find out after the episode aired that the internet had dubbed her the spitting image of anti-dildo presidential hopeful Ted Cruz.

    Now, she's taken the potentially devastating comparison and capitalized on it by accepting $10,000 to star in a six-minute sex tape for porn site xHamster.

    xHamster spokesman Mike Kulich told the Huffington Post that the site chose Hayes because she is clearly an overnight viral superstar. "I think a lot of xHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action," he said.

    Hayes says she'd never heard of Ted Cruz before her brush with internet fame and doesn't believe she looks like him. "The eyes are different," she tells Maury in this explosive Facebook video follow-up. "He's got a bigger nose than I do."



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  2. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Just delete. Trust me, the shit-storm is coming.
     
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    I love the cam whores on xham
    Bean flicking galore
    Even have some Arab looking bitches on there, Does Allah okay finger banging the slot box ?
     
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    She needs to do a DNA test. She looks too much like that ugly bastard.
     
  6. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile VIP

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    what five guys were willing to climb on top of Ted Cruz in drag?
     
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    "I think a lot of xHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action," he said.

    :wtf:
     
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    that really has to be Ted Cruz in drag
    the similarities are just too much.
    Always that he was a creep.
    Wonder if he dressed like that when he did all those Zodiac killings
     
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    His father was a real scumbag, she could be related. Ted Cruz has admitted that his family members were not exactly good Christians and had a lot of bastard kids in that last debate.

    that anescestory.com company or that 21 chromosomes.com company could make a great commercial of her. where are the ad execs
     
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    Ever think Connie Chung is embarrassed by Maury?
     
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