Ted Cruz releases early draft of his drop out speech

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    The Ted Cruz retirement plan:
    1. Write a book or get someone to ghost write one for you.
    2. Get a donor to donate copies of your book through your SuperPAC
    3. You get to keep the royalties, which you couldn’t do if they were bought with your campaign account.
    And that’s exactly what happened here. $15,000 to buy Cruz’s book as gifts. Since Cruz’s book is selling for $17.62 on Amazon, that’s about 850 books.
    And the guy who bought them? Dr. Ben Carson’s former lawyer and campaign manager, Terry Giles. Giles was also Ken Lay’s lawyer during Enron.

    http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/C00577296/1064621/sa/11AI
     
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    So the joke is he's the Zodic killer.. We fucking get it
     
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    What's it like being alone?
     
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    I never have to wait for yo mama to spread dum lips fo me
     
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    What are you even saying?
     
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    i'm saying yo mammy nice and tight
     
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    Sweet thread. Will read again.
     
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    So, is the "hoochie bin" a place where all the shit threads end up?

    I feel dirty posting here. :worried:
     
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    But she's dead