Ted - One year later

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  1. RH Goatcabin

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    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/

    Just over a year ago when the world first saw Ted Williams, he was homeless and standing at the side of a road holding a sign that said he had a great voice. Now the man with the golden voice has a much different look. He has a clean haircut, glasses, is no longer wearing a camouflage jacket and is living under a roof.

     
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    What are your thoughts on Virginia ham?
     
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    i wonder what he is cooking for the playoffs.
     
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    Butcher ?

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    I've always liked potato salad. Especially with big chunky potatoes.

    And ketchup
     
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    Is she a Boomer?
     
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    I wonder how many cocks the OP sucks every day.
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    I'm more of a spiral cut ham kind of guy. With brown sugar and karo syrup of course.
     
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    i wonder if he shops at bloomies

     
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    He was a great baseball player, but dad served in the Marines with him. Said Ted was a dick.
     
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    That explains why his son had his head chopped off and frozen after he was dead.

    That gotta be the ultimate, "Fuck you, Dad."
     
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    Actually I have my own "Ted Williams is a Dick" story. Years and years and years ago, I worked front desk at a hotel. Ted Williams was staying there and had a "Do Not Disturb" on his phone, because he's the Great Ted Williams, and didn't want to be disturbed. Some broad kept trying to call Ted Williams and couldn't get through. Bitched and bitched. We were like, "Yes ma'am, he uhhh....has a Do Not Disturb on his phone." Went on and one. Finally, I reluctantly called his room and said, "Yes sir, I'm terribly sorry to disturb you but there's a Miss Whatever trying to get through and she's very insistent. We haven't been allowing the call to go through because of the Do Not Disturb on your phone."

    And the Great Ted Williams, clearly very annoyed, says "Let the damn call though, will ya son?" :grouch:

    So fuck that guy. I told my dad that story and that's when dad said Ted Williams was prick in the USMC.

    True Story.

    Fin.
     
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    You'd be a prick too if ya missed 6 of your prime playing years :p
     
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    You son of a bitch......:dontcare:
     
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    It's a good point. :bigthink
     
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    i thought you were kidding....damn your old man was a marine....dont fuck with him.....he prolly knows 101 ways to fuck you up
     
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    Robin still cracks me up on that audio, "wuuut the FFFFF is going on!" :jj:
     
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    He's dead. But yeah, he was a tough old bastard.
     
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    he is still a crybaby