Teddy "Microphone's" Face Overtakes Brandano's in Punchability

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  1. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    I've been saying for years that Steve Brandano possesses the most punchable face in the HSS universe. It appears Teddy "Microphone", or should we call him Teddy Bloomies?, has overtaken Brandano in face-punchability.

    The evidence:

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    It's a close one, but I do think Teddy's face is in the lead for punchability. What say you?
     
  2. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    More evidence:

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  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I say punch them both, just to be sure.
     
  4. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    And holy crap, he married some broad whose face is in mid-collison with the wall. FFS.

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  5. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    hoofah! and that's after a team got done working on her?!?

    :uscratch:

    you can take the machine shop-hooker out of the machine shop and put her on a swing, but you can't take the hooker out of the..............................wait, what?
     
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    ^^^

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  8. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    God's already punished Kaplan enough. No need to pile-on.
     
  9. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    ...for not wanting to watch a free premiere of Iron Man with the staff 'cos they're not "true" comic book fans.:stfu:
     
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  10. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Two for one double-punch possibility:

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  11. Beer Chugger

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    Poppy looks like poopy.
     
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    Meh, they're a cute couple. He's no prize either.

    Nobody tops Brandano in punchability. Even Shuli doesn't deserve a ham hock as much as that lame little intern turd does.
     
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    Brilliant!
     
  14. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    I think it might take a KICK to the face to properly do it justice...:dontknow:
     
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    I don't know..this is a good debate.
    Brandano, Teddy, Kaplan, Shuli.
    We can argue this for days.
     
  16. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    So is Ralph the wildcard?
     
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    amish runaways
     
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    How old is he? he looks like an old man I would love to punch him in the face as hard as possible, he looks so soft that my hand would feel no pain.
     
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    :dontknow: call me crazy, but I think Teddy's wife is kinda hot.


    BUT of course I have been married for like 3 months now and i think everything is hot now! :facepalm:
     
  20. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    they would be shunned