Teddy Microphone's iphone stolen while he is pissing himself drunk on subway

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Good! He deserves it!
     
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    too bad Artie didn't kick his fucking ass. This is good news. :hat:
     
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    ...he must have been on the short subway to find such cunning robbers. iphones and androids once stolen are not re assignable anymore. once a phone is reported the longest the person holding the phone has is until the end of the billing cycle, the serial numbers are locked out after that. didnt use to be that way but since the cell providers have agreed to this to try and help put a stop to these kinds of thefts.
     
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    I was doodling....
    What do the bad guys look like?
    :coffee:
     
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    Couldn't have happened to a bigger, entitled douche. Well it could have, but I'm glad it happened to Teddy. I've hated him ever since the Artie incedent and the only reason I'm glad Artie never got his hands on him is because Teddy would have ended up with tons of money in a lawsuit against lange, sirius, and possibly even the show itself.

    The way that asshole acted when confronted with the fact that he spent thousands on a trip to europe instead of paying back money he owed illustrates so much of what is wrong with that generation
     
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    :right:
     
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    ...he said something about an animal pak on national geographic. and i thought they were all about pet shows.
     
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    White Males, over 40, Tattoos, Righties
     
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    this..

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    i give you money all the time motherfucker

    steal my fucking money teddy
     
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    Artie has seen The Godfather so often he thinks he's Sonny
    at times thus he got all mafia like on little Teddy's ass ......if Teddy
    had been 6' 200 Artie would've laughed it off
     
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  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Maybe he can go buy another one at Bloomies.
     
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    I couldn't tell. It was dark and they were really big.
    So I shit my pants. Said goodbye to Beth. And I ran away. :howard:
     
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    He said the phone was on Fulton Street? That's downtown Brooklyn. I'm sure it's being used by fine upstanding crackheads.
     
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    If he was on the C train, it was in a bad neighborhood. Period.
     
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    Wonder what his new wife thinks about this.
     
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    I'm sure she had some interesting thoughts about her new
    husband as he stood there on unsteady feet while the black
    teen went thru his and her pockets slowly and deliberately
    taking this and rejecting that ..............this could have only
    strengthened the bond between them if anything
     
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    clearly another one of your cuckolding fantasies with you playing the girl role
     
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    Stern show can't even say Teddy was attacked by a pack of Negros!
    Some fucking revolution....:facepalm: