Teen busted for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray

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  1. Omen

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    Teen busted for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from mall
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...at-desensitizing-spray-mall-article-1.1985894

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    Karla Farmer was arrested for stealing a series of novelty sex items from a Spencers and a Victoria's Secret. Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office Karla Farmer was arrested for stealing a series of novelty sex items from a Spencers and a Victoria's Secret.

    This South Carolina teen may have had Shades of Grey on her mind before she was busted stealing an assortment of sex toys from a Spencer’s in Spartanburg Tuesday, police said.

    Karla Farmer allegedly pinched Rock Hard erection cream and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from Spencer's "love unit" department at the WestGate mall. The 18-year-old then returned to the store and reportedly stole some handcuffs.

    But mall security caught up with her, and she was detained, reports The Smoking Gun.

    Cops were called and they also found two pairs of Victoria's Secret underwear stashed in her bag. It's alleged that she nabbed them from the lingerie store, also located inside the mall.

    Farmer was charged with shoplifting and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count.

    She was released from custody later Tuesday evening.
     
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    Parents must be so proud :laugh:
     
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    Wonder what she was going to do with that shit? :facepalm:
     
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    I read a police report friday at work. Shirtless 16 year old was pulled over with his drunk wife in the passenger seat. She was topless, had restraints on her wrists, and was covered in vomit. We passed that around the office and laughed our asses off.
     
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    16 year old with a drunk wife? :wtf:
     
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    16?????
     
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    Yep. It's Oregon.
     
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    Wait...we must refrain from any and all law enforcement talk until Capt. Skank arrives.
     
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    Someone pukes in my car they're inside it for all of 1.3 nanoseconds more.
     
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    I puked all over a cab one new year's with my friend and his girlfriend (who I was meeting for the first time and is now his wife). I can't believe the guy didn't kick us all out right there but it was -40 and we were in the middle of nowhere. we had to drive 10 miles with the windows down to deal with the smell. I felt so stupid for the next month. I still feel fucking stupid thinking about it. I think i'm traumatized.
     
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    Not guilty. I wish I knew girls like her when I was 16.
     
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    I think this is about par for the course for teens these days. the internet really changed everything.
     
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    Sounds like a mudshark starter kit.
     
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    I can get prescription strength throat desensitizing cream.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Erection cream, handcuffs, throat desensitizing spray....c'mon lets not just jump to conclusions that this was for sex.
     
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    I don't blame a chick for trying to improve her deep throat skills. There are too many broads out there who do the death grip around the shaft and barely pop the head in and out of their mouths. This one wants some long duration practice sessions, so she got some cream for the pecker and spray for her throat. She look a lil chubby, so I would recommend some bulimia to get rid of that gag reflex.
     
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    She forgot the astro-glide!
     
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    w00t! :freebird:
     
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    Now this is officially a party!