Teen faces life in prison over hash brownies

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  1. chuk

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    "A Texas teenager is facing five years to life in prison for allegedly baking and selling pot brownies.

    Jacob Lavoro, a 19-year-old from Round Rock, Texas, was charged with a first degree felony because he used hash oil instead of marijuana, allowing the state to weigh the brownies as a whole — including the sugar, cocoa, butter and other ingredients — to calculate the weight of the drugs."

    http://news.yahoo.com/life-in-prison-pot-hash-brownies-texas-150807587.html
     
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    Brilliant. We're still in the fucking dark ages when it comes to that shit.
     
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    the crime is wasting hash oil like that
     
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    He should have made a hash brownie driveway to hide it all.

    My buddies girlfriend makes granola bars and rice crispy squares with special butter for our atv/fishing trip up north. Brownies are too obvious.
     
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    Did he ever orgy ? Do Quaaludes ?
     
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    How big is his cock?
     
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    "He's a white kid, I'm leanin' toward the Death penalty."

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    I love the US, but this is fucking ridiculous and insane.
     
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    Is his father jealous of his drug dealing success ?
     
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    To be fair, he does have that 'im about to shoot up someplace' look in his eyes.
     
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    that's a remarkable possible sentence in this day and age. even when i was a kid, we knew not to have dope in texas.

    it'll be interesting to see how this evens out.
     
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    Thanks Obama!!
     
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    It sounds like they're looking for any excuse to lock this kid up for life over a little oil.
    What kind of cunts would do this and why?
     
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    Is he even White?

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    Neckbeard - check
    Suspected haji - check
    Suspected hipster - check

    Guilty
     
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    The Pretender in chief loves to order his stormtroopers on legal state licensed dispensaries...:mad:
     
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    The same state that let that rich kid off for killing people because he wasn't taught about consequences to his actions.


    (CNN) -- A judge on Wednesday ordered that Ethan Couch -- whodrove drunk and caused a crash, killing four people and injuring two-- go to a lock-down residential treatment facility.
    State District Judge Jean Boyd had already decided the Texas teenager would serve no jail time. He was sentenced last year to 10 years' probation
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    His story made national headlines after a witness claimed Couch was a victim of "affluenza" -- the product of wealthy, privileged parents who never set limits for the boy.
     
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    Seriously? Wow. :facepalm:
     
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    looks like sal
     
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    So this kid gets no prison time? But they want to possibly put a kid that made some pot brownies in prison for life? That's fucking insane. :facepalm: