Sports Teen impaled during basketball game

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  1. dawg

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Does this mean she is no longer a virgin?
     
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    Saw something similar as a kid.

    Church choir practice. A group of girls were sliding across the stage in their socks.
    One girl picked up a splinter that went from her big toe out through her heel. :shocked:

    45 years later and I'm still freaked out.
     
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    They should play these games in the mornings when the wood is harder.
     
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    When I get a woody, I sometimes impale women too.
     
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    "There's no explanation for this phenomenon." Yeah, man. It's like the eighth wonder of the world. Just fix your shoddy gym floor.
     
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    No biggie, 4 inches is fine.
     
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    The guy in the video has a worse rug than Howard.
     
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    It's better then being impaled on a BBC.
     
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    In 8th grade I put two dudes out of commission while playing football. First guy I tackled landed weirdly on the ball and ruptured his liver. Second guy tried to tackle me, fell and broke his wrist. Two weeks apart. That's right.... I'm a badass.
     
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    Safe!!
     
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    I cringe and the hair on the back of my neck stick up watching how she slides then comes to an abrupt stop :ohnoes:
     
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    It made my insides do that twisty thing
     
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    yeah....im not watching that
     
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    Splinters freak me out.
    One time I want running my fingernails down a rake handle and a splinter went under my fingernail. I actually shrieked.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Under the bleachers?
     
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    Man, that would seriously suck.