Teenage sexcapades.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by StealingFromDahl, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. StealingFromDahl

    StealingFromDahl Troll Banned User

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    When you were in high school, did you ever get caught by your girlfriend's (or in the case of female posters and Sammy's mults, boyfriend's) parents having sex?

    Was having sex in my bedroom and unexpectedly my parents came home. My girlfriend hid under dirty clothes in my closet for a half hour until my suspicious mom left my room. I shoved my girlfriend out the window (we lived in a ranch style house) and she hid in the bushes until I could make an excuse to leave and she ran to my car and I drove her home. Once a cop shined his flashlight in a fogged up car with me and teenage girlfriend inside, naked. That got the heart a poundin'.

    Best and worst teenage sex memories?
     
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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    First time I got laid was in the backseat of this girls Chevy Nova during a house party. While we were going at it a buddy of mine came up & knocked on the the window. Little did I know that 2 of my friends were watching.
     
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    One time my Dad walked in on me. I was butt naked with the whole football team around me jerking off. It wasn't any gay shit. It was just them hazing the new guy. He came in just as the team mascot was shooting his load. So embarrassing.
     
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    StealingFromDahl Troll Banned User

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    That sounds like one of Howard Stern's fantasies.
     
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    I remember that. Your ass was so round and mussular...
     
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    Doesn't sound gay at all.:eek:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol....larry
     
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    I wasn't a teenager anymore by the time I had sex... :facepalm:
     
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    Let me guess this thread is a recruiting tactic to get Fa Fa FuckFace and Jon "No child is too young" Hein to join the website.
     
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    StealingFromDahl Troll Banned User

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    You're a mom? God help poor Maddy. Come clean though. You're a mid 40's guy who the next time he gets laid will be the first time.
     
  11. Snotty

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    Does he tell his friends "I love my gay son"?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I got caught beating off in the kitchen, the dining room and the basement. Then my neighbors told me to get the hell out of their house.
     
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    Yep god help my dog. You think you would know some of this stuff considering you act like you know what you're talking about like when you mention Sammy but it's blatantly obvious you're pandering to whatever dickbags that will give you the time of day. I guess it's time for me to "come clean" though and tell Private Pedophile about my first time having sex.............................................because that's certainly not one of the creepiest things I've ever seen asked on this website. Maybe your follow up thread can ask people for pictures of children taking baths you fucking weirdo.
     
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    I was banging this chick in my 1990 Crown Victoria late one night at the park. Cop pulled up, shined the flashlight on us and waved
     
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    I used to hide in the bathroom closet and jerk off while my aunt took a shit.
     
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    I snuck a girl into my bedroom while my family was home.
    Snuck her in the back door and up stairs
    Banged her on my floor, not sure why I, had a bed
    .couldn't get her out the back door so had to go through the window across the flat roof to a large wall , across that and jump to street. Quite an escape
    Horny girl , I think I banged her just about everywhere. She's married with kids now, none are mine thankfully
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Btw she had huge tits
     
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    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping with the girl next door. Picture this, we were both buck-naked, banging on the bathroom floor.

    How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All that time she was standing there. She never took her eyes off me.
     
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    You are aware that pedophilia involves an adult and a child, correct?

    If this is the creepiest thing you have ever seen and not say a thread making fun of a 2 year old black kid falling to his death out of a window then I think you are the creepy weirdo.

    The only one pandering to anyone is you. I'm not involved in your pathetic internet war where you circle jerk with your buddies determining whom you next wish to destroy. I could not possibly care less about who you deem "good or bad people". I find the whole thing laughable. Your buddy Sammy sent me many "creepy" messages. I despise bullies. You and that midget are venom spewing bullies who love to dish it out but are entirely unable to take it.

    The site is fun because of people who are funny or have interesting things to say. Trying to bully people is to quote Billy Crystal, neither fun nor funny. If that is how you get your jollies, then you are a sad pathetic loser like Sammy.
     
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