Teeney is a slut

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But, I still do what she tells me

    Yesterday I mentioned I was having bacon onion grilled cheeses for dinner and she told me to dip them in cocktail sauce

    I said oh shoot, I do have some cocktail sauce at home. It turned out that actually Miss Chriza threw it out like an asshole but luckily they had them BOGO at the store, so now I can review this

    But first, some photos :mrpeanut:
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dunno why she didn't use the fine China, it would have been much more aesthetically pleasing than this paper plate malarkey


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  3. BrulesRules

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    cocktail sauce on a grilled cheese? So not only is she a slut but she has bad taste too :coffee: :teeney:
     
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    Cocktail sauce is red :scratch:
     
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    yellow cocktail sauce? :wtf:
     
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    dis nigga retarded
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's tomato bisque you fucking muskrats
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fucking best shits ever


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    you and those damn onions
     
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    Yellow tomatoes :nooo:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    OMG A VEGETABLE


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    onion on a grilled cheese?

    :puke:
     
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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're right, I'm completely fucking insane. You'll never find another one like it anywhere in the world.
     
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    Onions are an odd choice to include in a grilled cheese sandwich.
     
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    did she recycle the plate?
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :facepalm:

    Onions go on everything

    Watch any cooking show, EVER
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll recycle your face
     
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    Topless shots of Ms Chriza for being an asshole and throwing out cocktail sauce?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Soooooooo baller

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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's already post consumer waste.
     
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