Teen's quest for Amazon 'medicine' ends in tragedy

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  1. Nemo

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    Thanks Robin!
    Robin enjoys dead white people so she will be angry that this jerk off is giving ayahuasca a bad name.


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    ...........He had dropped out of junior college and was living with his mother, when he somehow discovered ayahuasca, (pronounced "eye-uh-WAHS-kuh") a psychedelic brew that some believe can help users achieve a higher state of consciousness.

    "He went online and started reading all these positive things about ayahuasca, which is something I had never heard of before," Oswald said. "Apparently there's a huge, positive movement toward ayahuasca. And he thought that that would help him maybe discover who he was."
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    ..............On the third night of Kyle's ayahuasca session, he never returned from his hut. Days later, when he didn't arrive home, Oswald called the Shimbre Shamanic Center and spoke to an interpreter for Shaman Mancoluto, who led the center's ayahuasca sessions.

    "He told me, 'Oh well (Kyle) just decided he wanted to leave, he took off down the road, and he's left,'" Oswald said. "And I said, 'I don't believe you. My son would never ever do that.'"

    So she and her daughter flew down to Peru to help local police search for Kyle. For three to four days, they searched hospitals and bars and talked to taxi drivers, asking if anyone had seen Kyle.
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    ...........They had "found him dead outside, under a bush," Oswald said. They "panicked and covered him up, and told everyone that he wasn't feeling well, that he was in his cabin."

    The shaman told authorities that he and two other men had buried Kyle's body, according to Oswald and Peruvian newspaper El Comercio.

    "They said they put him in a wheelbarrow, took him about a mile down the road, dug a pit, buried him, and burned all his belongings," Oswald said.
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  2. NyMarkNy

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    kid should have not been a pussy and gone to class or gotten a job. Hippie homos with nothing to do so they think drugs are enlightening as an excuse to make their lives revolve around them.
     
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    It just goes to show you, trippin ain't for pussies
     
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    I blame Robin
     
  5. Metalheavy19

    Metalheavy19 Well-Known Member

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    What are you, a fucking teenager?
     
  6. RonHeinzkaboot

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    sad
    whatever happed to.dropping acid in college with your buds
    you have to go to Peru now?
     
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    Poor little puke......If he'd have asked me, I'd have told him where and when and what to look for and get his own Psilocybin 'Shrooms........
    Would have taken a tank of gas tops..........
     
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    Listen if you want to take drugs, cool. Why not? Party it up while you can. But homos that travel around the world to trip or make drugs their life and the answer to everything are losers.
     
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    Fuck him and the rest of this bullshit self enlightenment....who's the little hottie in pink?

    I want to date her.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Do you spit on it before you "Date" Them?
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Which one is he?
     
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    I usually eat it first, the anal comes naturally afterward
     
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    What the fuck is up with kids today, they can't even get high correctly.

    Fuck Peru, just do some acid.
    I also remember doing pretty good 'shrooms which were easy to obtain without traveling to a South American shithole like Peru.
    Fuck bath salts and synthetic weed, just smoke regular weed (which is apparently better than the average weed back in my day) and drink some beer.


    He got what he deserved.
     
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    i have never done a hallucinogen...i've always been petrified of losing my mind after smoking pot with some people i didn't know all that well. i started tripping and had to get away from them. i called my father crying to him that i was scared and didn't know what to do. he talked me down....since then, i've only occasionally smoked pot but only if i had some xanax to bring me down in case it was treated with a hallucinogen.
     
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    The idea of needing Xanax to come down from a weed high is the strangest thing I've heard in a while.
     
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    this was many years ago...i was in college and hanging out with people i didn't know that well..... i've been with other people who have had panic attacks from pot. once it happened in jamaica with another couple, we got it straight from the mountains so it could have been very pure.
    another time we had friends over and a friend started freaking out (i think it was treated with something).

    i've had good experiences with pot and better ones with hash, but i never felt entirely comfortable so i switched to more predictable highs from pills.
    quaalude highs were the very best. i'm surprised no one has tried to duplicate the formula, it was euphoric.....they stopped making it many years ago and for awhile the only "quaaludes" you could get were bootlegs. and they sucked.

    i've been sober since 2005 (i has a brief relapse with percocet)....the only thing that could make me relapse again is a quaalude.
     
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    Exactly. I used to pay about 5 or 10 bucks to trip balls.
    This clown had to buy a plane ticket. So inefficient.
     
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    The title should read: "teenagers search for jungle medicine ended as predicted"
     
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