Teh Vyb Rater®: "Man of Steel"

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  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I thought it was goo. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'll give it

    10
    -1 for using a couple of "dick" references in front of my kid
    -1 because I think Mrs. Vyb jacks it to the new Superman
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  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I rate Teh Vyb Rater as :shit:
     
  3. Vyb

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    waaaaaaah my kid heard a dirty word
     
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    Spoiler

    Lois Lane talked about measuring dicks. :no:
     
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  6. Teeney

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    waaaaaah my wife thinks of superman when I fuck her
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Who says we fuck? :bigthink
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    My mom dissolved into a quaking pile of sand when they said "Penis Breath" on E.T.
     
  9. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Your kid sounds like an asshole.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Why should the rest of us have to enjoy a movie sans cock references just because your kid isn't packing. :c
     
  11. Vyb

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    You're right. She's a girl. :dontknow:

    Of course so is Lois Lane and she was the one talking about measuring dicks.
     
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    If I had X-Ray vision, I'd be going around with a dick of steel all the time.
     
  13. Vyb

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    When you gonna get mad and quit teh intratubez again?
     
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    waaaaaaah my wife thinks of superman while she if fucking the mailman
     
  15. Vyb

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    We have a female :quote:postal worker:quote:, so that's kinda hot.
     
  16. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Oh you mad :c
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    until she pulls a gun and blows your brains out
     
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    I guess I assumed it was a son because you took 'em to see superman. :facepalm:

    Carry on. :toptip:
     
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    :vyb:
     
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