Teh Vyb Rater®: Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger

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  1. Vyb

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    Shit was GREAT! My new faaavorite fast food burger! :lunch:

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  2. gwartney

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    I want to try Sonic's pretzel hot dogs.
     
  3. Vyb

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    How do you see who rated your thread? One star. Guessing it's Chuck, mad mad. :hhh:
     
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    It looks good
     
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    I had one yesterday. It was good, but not great.

    My complaints were that it was under-sauced and under-seasoned, so it was a bit on the bland side. Also, the cheese wasn't very melted when I received it. With slight improvements, it could be a better burger, though I would probably go to another place like Culver's, Five Guys, Red Robin, or Smashburger instead.

    I did get hooked up with a large coke because the guy behind the counter seemed to be flirting with me. :yes:
     
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    Soo good. Red onions, real cheddar.... :jerk:
     
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    pfft if The Chriza didnt review it, IDGAF
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I'm going to hit alert on your repetitive, almost hypnotic avatar. :no:
     
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    I tried one last week, BTW

    it was edible
     
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    The field greens were a nice touch too. I also love honey mustard but there just wasn't enough on my sandwich.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Doesn't the bun crunch and break into a hundred pieces when you bite into it?
     
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    Naz is right. :grad:
     
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    Nope, its soft....like a soft pretzel. :wtf:
     
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    :spingay:
     
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    Ok I'll tell you the truth...I had two this weekend. The first one was Saturday and it was awesome. I couldn't believe it was a Wendy's burger. Loved it so much I got one on Sunday, but it was more like you're talking about. Not as exciting. I assumed I was just experiencing the Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility, but perhaps there is a product quality variance. Your experience with your first one leads me to think the latter. :grad:
     
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    Vyb Rater :hhh:
     
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    Is the bun hard?
     
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    Ditto! :c
     
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    No but my cawk is.
     
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    Soft buns
    Hard cawk
    Fast food perfection