Telemarketing Job Funny Call

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  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    So anyways I used to work as a telemarketer selling shit to Americans and worked for Discover pushing credit cards. I wanted to share one of the funniest moments ever working that job. It was late in my shift and I was being monitored by my supervisor who was a chill person. The next call I made a man answered the phone and I asked for Mr so and so. He said yes this is him hang on I just have to begin. I said excuse me sir I am calling on behalf of blah blah. He says to me I was just about to perform a at home abortion. He turns on vaccume and says hunnie hold still. I said sir and the woman was screaming as the vaccume ran. I ran into all sorts of calls from people having sex on the phone too taking a shit. This call was different because the "idea" that was being portrayed was quite disgusting. Anyways to finish the story I asked the man if he wanted me to call back and he said are you sure you don't want to hear the rest? I said no thank you have a nice day. :facepalm: Please insert my head on the image below schmoopy thank you.

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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    stfu
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    words
     
  4. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    Yea, not too funny.

    Thanks anyway
     
  5. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    listen to some music and relax

    [video=youtube;lL2ZwXj1tXM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM[/video]
     
  6. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Remember that time I had a job?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Stop stealing naz's money
     
  8. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    That was right before I retired at age 23
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Feed Scrublife. :nojj:
     
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    Hey Ryan can I call you?
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    He's busy not working right now
     
  12. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    This is as far as I read.
     
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    Never mind all that nonsense.
    What's the proper way to eat pizza Ryan?
     
  15. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Lever how do you plan on making money the money needed to clothe and feed your daughter?
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    the future of Canada ladies and gentlemen
     
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  18. Gunslinger

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    That's the absolute worst story I've ever heard.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    this is not ryan's story. He stole this from college humor.
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yeah well, the first sentence gave that away.