So anyways I used to work as a telemarketer selling shit to Americans and worked for Discover pushing credit cards. I wanted to share one of the funniest moments ever working that job. It was late in my shift and I was being monitored by my supervisor who was a chill person. The next call I made a man answered the phone and I asked for Mr so and so. He said yes this is him hang on I just have to begin. I said excuse me sir I am calling on behalf of blah blah. He says to me I was just about to perform a at home abortion. He turns on vaccume and says hunnie hold still. I said sir and the woman was screaming as the vaccume ran. I ran into all sorts of calls from people having sex on the phone too taking a shit. This call was different because the "idea" that was being portrayed was quite disgusting. Anyways to finish the story I asked the man if he wanted me to call back and he said are you sure you don't want to hear the rest? I said no thank you have a nice day. Please insert my head on the image below schmoopy thank you.