Entertainment Televangelists Defend Their Private Jets, Claim They Can’t Talk To God Flying Coach!

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He's having an audible conversation with God during his flight! Must be nice.

     
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    "Get in a long tube with a bunch of demons" :jj:
     
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    This loon was my favorite. He would trot out his puppet wife and old file footage of Soviet-era tanks and then make some bizarre claim about how the Rapture was imminent, which apparently requires an infusion of cash into his "ministry." I used to think a broken clock was right once a day; but Jack managed to avoid even that low bar to accuracy.

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    What a career. The service you provide is the telling of fairy tales, false hope and lies.

    You do not manufacture or produce anything useful.

    Make millions.

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    I used to get high and watch these 2 in college. Mesmerizing.
     
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    They're all scumbags but you have to admit Benny Hinn put on a pretty good show.

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    For some reason I laughed at that too. It doesn't read funny but it sure was funny when he said it.
     
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    I support this.

    The last thing I want to hear on a plane is someone talking to god.
     
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    Heard this on cumia and I wanted to punch my phone. How people keep contributing to these assholes is beyond me.
     
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    When I was in high school I went to an arena cause I wanted to see what these assholes had to offer. I didn't pay anything for the ticket, but they gave away a fuckload of stuff. Tvs cars, trips, etc. 50% of the place won slmething
     
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    So, buying a better airplane renews your faith in God? What a load of BS.
     
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    there should be a special place in hell for these shysters, using god to bilk billions of hard working people out of there money is a special crime in my book, and I am not religious at all!
     
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    It's too bad these hucksters exist. They only add to the rabid atheistic frenzy from the heathens here at dawgs :no:
     
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    I try to be tolerant but I hope there's a Hell just so these assholes can burn in it.
     
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    LOL! Back in the 80's the was this guy named Dr Gene Scott. He was on after Letterman every night. He was a preacher, but the wackiest one ever. He would swear, smoke cigars, he was great. He would come right out and demand that people send him money.
    My stoner buddies and I would watch it and laugh our balls off. We knew all the hymns and would sing along. Great times. :)

     
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    If there is a God and these little pieces of shit have to go before him or her, they are dead-fucking-meat.

    How these, things, live by taking advantage of those who need to believe in God is nothing more than disgusting and immoral.

    Every last one of them deserves to be in Hell, if there is a Hell.

    There they will be butt-fucked by Satan himself every day for the rest of eternity. That's what scam artists using God and preying on peoples fears deserve.

    Fuck em all I say.