Televangelists Defend Their Private Jets, Claim They Can’t Talk To God Flying Coach!

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He's having an audible conversation with God during his flight! Must be nice.

     
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    "Get in a long tube with a bunch of demons" :jj:
     
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    Little does he know a demon will be taking care of him with his long tube IN HELL!!!!
     
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    :facepalm:

    saw this 2 days ago
     
  5. DarkFriday

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    I watch this show almost every morning before work. It's fascinating... the guy's an absolutely deranged sociopath. His daughter sometimes hosts the show while he's on vacation or whatever and she's almost as wacked out as him... clearly has "daddy issues"...
     
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    Dead eyes

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    He's the entire plane :jj:
     
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    that has Mile High Club written all over it
     
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    God does NOT fly coach!
     
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  12. NipplesAndToes23

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    Still jelly about Mutt's boat. :facepalm:
     
  13. StormCloud

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    Charlatans and hucksters. At least they aren't trying to convince their young, sex starved minions to fly those planes into tall buildings.
     
  14. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    You probably donate half of your salary to Benny Hinns hairspray fund. Gullible dipshit.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Cutbacks, crap economy and stuff.
     
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    i heard He said "Throw a few more christians to the lions to pay for it!"
     
  17. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Duplantis' (white haired one) story of going to heaven while traveling in an ambulance and seeing JFK and Marilyn Monroe and others is a classic
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    :toke:better than any pain med in pill form.
     
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    :nojj:

    Weaksauce
     
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    and i always thought they were legitimate