tell me dawg, when does your ass let a shart squirt slide?

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Never! I've learned my lesson the hard the way :cuss:

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  6. Mr. Potato Head

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    You will regain confidence. It will happen again. Mark my words. :grad:
     
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    if your sphincter lets it through, it means you're old :grad:
     
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    I have a serious question. How is it that adults shit themselves? You dont feel the impending doom?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Shart not shit.
     
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    Still, its a fecal matter discharge
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    If I was granted one wish, I'd wish that I knew when a fart was going to become a shart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    It's disguised as a toot.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Tater must've experienced a lot of sharts in his lifetime to even come up with a spinoff thread like this. There are plenty of other words that rhyme with heart.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I lol'd for real.
     
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  16. Mr. Potato Head

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