WTF Tell me some of the weird ways you eat or used to eat certain food

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  1. Mlaw

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    I’ll start—

    I used to bite the candy coating off of Good n Plenty’s and then eat all the licorice
    Using Twizzlers as straws
    Eat the chocolate off of hohos and then unroll them
    Squeeze ice cream sammies -eating the ice cream until only the cookies were left
     
  2. DarkFriday

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    Red Vines work just as well.
    I use a fork and knife with pizza. Sometimes. :c
    I flip my pot pie upside onto the plate after cooking and eat it from the hole on the bottom I make.
     
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    I jam corn on the cob into the ends of a watermelon then eat the watermelon like an ear of corn.
     
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    I used to part the hairs, now I demand clean shaven
     
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    I love frozen Devil Dogs.
     
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    I was allergic to chocolate as a child. My mom would freeze a 3 Musketeers bar and cut off the outside and I could eat filling.

    Thankfully, I outgrew the allergy. And I still love white chocolate even though I ate a number of white easter bunnies.
     
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    Thats sweet, don’t tell her she could have run it under water.
     
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    I dont know of this counts, but I used to eat a whole can of cake frosting in one sitting.

    No actual cake was involved.
     
  11. FrancesTheMute

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    Used to...as in when I was an admittedly weird kid...

    Ate frozen fish sticks straight from the freezer
    Cut up hot dogs with ketchup
    Mashed potato flakes without cooking them
    Unpopped microwave popcorn kernels
    Burnt fried bologna on white bread with yellow mustard
    Baked potato with ketchup
    Sauteed onion and ate it plain
    Well done steak
    Dill pickles with peanut butter



    I swear, I'm not as awful now. The worst things I do are...

    Potato chips on a sandwich(sometimes)
    A sausage biscuit with ketchup
    Drowning some things in hot sauce
     
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    My father used to do that.
     
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    I used to fry Steak Ums, cut them up, and mix them together with smashed up tater tots, and ketchup.
     
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    I wanna vomit thinking about it now.
     
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    FrancesTheMute Crap! Don't let the bunnies out! Gold

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    Yeah, I gagged while I was typing up my list. I'm surprised my parents didn't drop me off at a fire station. :D
     
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    Unpopped kernels? Wtf.
     
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    It is a guilty pleasure to eat that stuff, even though you know it’s soybean oil garbage.
     
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    Oh that counts. :jj:
     
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    You reminded me—I used to skeeve egg whites, so I scarmbled yokes with cut up hotdogs
     
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    Cheerios dry in a glass, as a kid while watching TV.
     
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