Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mlaw, Jan 9, 2019.
Growing up a disliked the taste of ripe bananas, so I ate green ones
O.P. is a cunt.
you are not alone
I have a friend that will make a sandwich with meat, cheese, lettuce, MAYO on one side of the bread and fucking PEANUT BUTTER on the other side. Mayonnaise and Peanut Butter should never mix.
He also eats "cowboy stew"...which is box macaroni and cheese, hot dogs and baked beans in one pot. This actually isn't bad if you're high as fuck or live on the street.
I use a round cookie cutter in a Reese’s peanut butter cup to just eat the inside circle to maximize peanut butter serving then throw out the outer ring of chocolate.
No chocolate should EVER be thrown out!
I pop it through the bottom but then I eat the ring.
I used to nibble all the way around, and eat the ring first. Then I would savor the little peanut butter patty that was left.
I tongue-fuck the SHIT out of a donut before I eat it.
well first I spread apart the labias.....and then go to town
I have a very elaborate way of eating my turkey-sausage links (the very small ones). I place them on my plate in a perfect circle formation and put Sriracha sauce and spicy-coarse brown mustard and freshly-ground pepper w/ Sriracha at the bottom of the pyramid (yea, it's proportional) then mustard and then the pepper. I then cut the 5 sausages into 15 slices and w/a fork I dip each layer of sauce w/pepper at the top of the pyramid.
After each bite I drink a sip of Diet Dr. Pepper that also has pepper (not a whole lot) in it.
This is the other side of my peanut butter obsession - the spice obsession and carbonation obsession and alot of OCD. Autistic taste buds for sure. I don't think I want to admit anymore of my food rituals. Even my issues w/numbers/angles & stuff sometimes carries over to my food eating.
I curtail this greatly when I eat w/others. I just eat slowly and try not to do anything weird while people are watching.
When I was a kid I put Charleston chews in the freezer, chips ahoys dunked in milk, and pizza crust dunked in my coke.
a family member will literally eat a burger around the edges, like circular, so they have the center to end with....
I enjoy dipping pizza in ranch or blue cheese dressing
I would fully peel a banana and eat it like corn on the cob so as not to appear gay.
I eat the chocolate ring and throw out the peanut butter. I scrap off the center of the oreo and only eat the chocolate cookie part. I will pick through a carton of chocolate chip ice cream, eat the chocolate chips and leave the rest for my kids (they hate when I do this.) I also like popcorn that isn't popped. I don't eat cereal with milk. And I eat corn on the cob one or two rows at a time. I never leave any corn on the cob.
I'm fine with that. And how do you handle hot dogs and giant Kelbasa's and sausages and such - 'cause they are very phallic to me and I must chop up anything that looks like a big 'ol dick when I am eating.
I do both of these things, too.