Tell stories of weird situations you've found entering public restrooms

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  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    I'm not talking about seeing shit all over a wall



    I'm talking about finding some fuck doing some abnormal stuff


    Like taking a massive shit squating over a toilet with the door opeb

    Screaming

    IVE GOT TO GET IT OUT!!!!!


    With the door open using the side of the walls as leverage
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    That's how I found bonky one time when we met in Nashville
     
  3. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Good thread bub.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Bump.
     
  5. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;ic3g8Xnf7LI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3g8Xnf7LI[/video]
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    In seventh grade, my buddys Mom took us to a Red Wings game, where he zipped his wiener up in hizz pants and promptly ran out the door trying tah get it out...
     
  7. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Promptly.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Great story.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Faggot.
     
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    Bump.
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    jd tries too hard...


    Itzz cute.


    :jj:
     
  12. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    How's Drew Brees cat these days, Jimmy? Still alive?
     
  13. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Hard.
     
  14. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    It's cute.
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    We love it !!
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Jaw_Belize made this thread and then he fucked right off.
     
  18. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Bad message board etiquette.
     
  19. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I have two.

    Once, I went to use the bathroom in our lobby, and there was someone in the handicapped stall singing with the door to the stall wide open. I walked over to investigate and there was a older woman sitting on the toilet with her pants around her ankles. Did I mention she was singing? Total Eclipse of the Heart at the top of her lungs.

    The other is walking into one of the bathrooms in our convention area, and there was a really old woman, probably close to 90, and she had pooped all over herself. She had an accident in the stall, and came out to the sink and was trying to clean herself up. Everywhere she walked, there was liquid shit. Liquid shit everywhere. She was naked from the waist down and it was all over her ass and legs. The smell was horrifying. On top of that I wanted to cry because it was so sad.
     
  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Wow, VeeB, you work in a real interesting building!!