Stern Show Tell us about a memorable caller to the Stern show.....

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  1. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    ....and no I don't mean Bobo, something really funny.

    Here is one I loved. I was the Monday morning after Allison remarried. Some guy calls in and says "Hey Howard, its Allison's new husband David, we are in the hot tub drinking and I can't seem to find the bottle opener, any idea where you left it"

    Howchie was pissed, but it was pretty funny.
     
  2. doom2exe

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    "Give me a prize, big nose" guy.
     
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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    Ian the drunk was my favorite.
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Whenever someone called in and said "it's your old dog Java"
     
  5. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Dan in Chicago or as I like to refer to him "illinifan".

    Where did he go?
     
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    señor pedro El Chocha Master Bee Ay Pii Gold

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    El tipo que comenzo el juego, F, casarse, matar. Ese juego comenzo con alguien quien llamo y se lo explico a Howard. Me acuerdo cuando lo escuche. :)
     
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    TheWakening Well-Known Member

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    Even though they were just messages, hands down:
     
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    "You lie all the time!!!"

     
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    There are so many:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    This one time, a caller got through to SFRT and called Robin fat and Beth a whore. Mutt didn't even pick up on it.

     
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    thegroovologist VIP Extreme Gold

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    "I'll piss on this audience if I want..."

     
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    (this shit has been censored post-PC Howard)

     
  13. JesusTwinsBiggestFan

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    I applaude you for sticking with the shtick after everybody has told u to fuck off

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  14. McLennison

    McLennison VIP Extreme Gold

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    The "It doesn't matta" lady was great.
     
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    The Queen of All Callers...

     
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    When anybody would end the call with "F-Timmy.."
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Mike Walker............on a Friday.
     
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    i am dr remulak
     
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    I'm pretty sure this guy used to post here
    This might have been DirtySouth
     
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    Good morning, Howard, you hook-nose Jew bastard.